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This sounds like a pretty sophisticated operation for a used car dealer to run, and the numbers cited aren’t massive. Given that this happened in Providence and the Feds got involved, I’m guessing organized crime. Perhaps a variation of the “Bust Out” method of The Sopranos?

Are your kids named Biff and Zowie?

I refer to it as using your body as scratch paper, to the point you end up looking like the men’s room wall at a bus station. The poetry tattoos are the funniest ones: it makes it look like you’ve only read one book in your life. There should be more important words and names in your life than your skin can display.

It’s just a trim job, no need to make a big flap about it. 

3rd Gear:

Lex ========>

Old pumpkins never die, they just slowly decompose on your lazy-ass neighbor’s porch.

Your address has a lot to do with your rates. I live in a demolition derby zone, so the rate for my worthless car are much higher than they would be if I lived in the sticks.

2a. Bye, expensive car.

That ad offended me as a LEGO collector.

Yeah, when someone asks for purchasing advice, your first response should be “what models are you considering?”.  From their list, pick the best non-German option.

Also great advice for someone buying a lawnmower or generator.

If you thought that VTEC kick was solid booster, think again!

2nd Gear:

She has a full-time stylist on her staff, doesn’t she?  I swear I’ve never seen two pictures of this woman with the same look.  That must be exhausting.

The stiletto heel turn would be awesome.

Except that Henry Ford’s contemporaries were calling him a greedy asshole anti-semite while he was alive. There is no backwards projection needed.

+1

This discussion also seems to ignore a very important fact: America’s population has increased 50% in the past 50 years. Average car ownership per household has similarly skyrocketed. All those people and cars have to be/go somewhere, and that somewhere is our roads.

As someone who recently watched the series for the first time, I will recommend that you don’t plan on binge watching it.  It’s too intense for more than a couple episodes per day, and you’ll want to reflect on each one for a bit before moving on to the next.