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I wonder if the other outlets can afford writers who did better than C’s in high school English.  Good writers don’t write bad copy.

Oh, there’s a sure-fire way to win every time: Simply claim that Jebus lives in your heart, and since Jebus is perfect, anything you do is therefore perfect. Anyone who questions anything you do or say is really just being anti-Jebus.

Allstate doesn’t settle.  Dealership’s insurance is going to have to take them to court.  Allstate has an army of lawyers for this exact purpose.

That’s why this case will go to court, but be argued by the lawyers for the respective insurance companies.  Just another Tuesday for them.

Allstate has a well deserved reputation for NEVER SETTLING.  This case is going to court where insurance lawyers who eat their lunches together will “fight” it out.

The whole situation sounds like a passive-aggressive power play on Bill’s part, which really fits his career M.O. Just taking over the script and then condescending to anyone who objects to him, knowing his star power will carry him through somehow. Notice how he isn’t the one who blows up, but clearly goads Lucy into

Most of it is parking for all the almost-finished-vehicles waiting on chips.

I wonder if all the pressure NBC is piling on her to reduce their billion dollar loss on the Games had anything to do with it. The desperation in their broadcast is palpable.

Chance Card: “Go to Jail ... for 20 years”

The Lions are always looking for a new pair of eyeballs.  Pay a simple fine of your eyesight, and you’re free to go.

Exactly.  Considering his experience doing voice over work, it’s like having a ringer hanging around to fill in wherever needed.

1st Gear: Every time I see these claims that an automaker is going to invest tens of billions in EV development over the next decade or so, I wonder where the money is going to come from. Automakers seem to lurch from boom to near bust all the time. Then I see ...

Why not fully restore it to being a seaworthy hotel/casino so they can operate in international waters? Bonus: Monkey knife fights!

The statistic on autonomous driving fatalities is going to be really skewed when Ford starts testing the Mach-E near a Cars n’ Coffee.

Dump truck company will lose their current insurer, who will fight paying any claims on this.  Dump truck company will go bankrupt, as no insurer will ever touch them again. 

Worst Billy Joe McAllister impression ever.

Being on “the spectrum”, like being an addict, is still no excuse for being an asshole. Not every alcoholic is a wife beater, and not every Asperger throws public temper tantrums.

It works great until the government that signed the deal gets overthrown, and the thing you spent a billion dollars on gets blown up in the process.  Trying to erase history has left China incapable of learning from it.

Worst part is they took out the NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY sign.

I recently had to replace the fuel pump on my S-10 Blazer, which turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Fuel economy rose by 50%. I’ll never recoup the funds spent on the repair, but it was still a bargain compared to a replacement vehicle at this time.