...and this little piggy cried, “BRRR!!!!” 

Just when I least expected it

Thor’s Hammered

I liked US magazine’s feature on how Lori Loughlin is just your typical mom, shuttling her kids to practice and tutors.

Yogi Berra summed up Bauer best when he said: “Brains are great, unless it goes to your head.”

He is surprisingly one-dimensional.

His current job is being Shaquille O’Neal®. He’s really good at that. He just sucks at all the required tasks of that job.

YES network does something similar for a few Yankee games.  Ken Singleton and John Flaherty are in the booth, alternating play-by-play & analyst duties with each inning.  I’m certainly no NYY fan, but those broadcasts are really good.

I remained convinced that Michael Phelps couldn’t properly spell “chlorine” no matter how many chances he was given. Even compared to Lochte the guy’s a dolt.

“You cannot be serious!”  -  The entire anglophone world

Daniel has the enviable status of having never heard an NFL game called by Mike Patrick, Paul Maguire and Joe Theismann. Even if there was a way to erase those memories, the damage caused was too widespread to really ever go away.

That comment is clearly out of bounds, butt I’m willing to drop it.

Bus stops are the worst for this. The entire reason you are at the stop is to get on the bus, yet you are somehow surprised and unprepared when it arrives? 

One of the first unwritten rules about beating up women is not writing about how you beat up women, just about other guys who do.

Always bulltruthers

When I hear Jerry’s voice I think, “this guy reminds me of eating at an airport restaurant.”  He must really know his audience.

I had the same thought, but more of a “another life-long pathological liar got caught” way.

I missed the part of the press release where Koenigsegg pledged to donate half of the proceeds of the original sale to Doctors Without Borders, or some other cause that is the whole point of the auction. Maybe they really want to be investigated for money laundering, and are just drawing more attention to make that…

Sometimes in life, when one door closes, a thousand other doors get slammed in your face.