He sounds like the kind of guy that would lie about more than just his rape conviction. You’d think other shit would come up if you’re working with him for a few years.

There’s no way that stuff remains doodie free.

Mila going off on a pro-democracy rant in fluent Russian would be the highlight of the weekend.

I heard they were after Urban Shocker, until they found out that was a person.

“Poopsie-poo tink-aroo baby!”

I’m sure they’re booked on Cowherd’s show.

This all sounds like Mitt Romney.

Yeah, Gardner is a 10 & 5 guy, so he’s not going anywhere.  Maybin also has too much service time to get sent down, and his defense is too valuable given the other players the Yankees have.

Glad to see the last pitch didn’t shutter his confidence.

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+1 brown star

Yet another example of the NBA being so sold-out that they can’t see the potential for a major disaster. What if Lowry goes diving into the stands and lands on Beyoncé, seriously injuring her? You could measure the rest of his life with a stopwatch at that point. What if Shaq had hustled once in his career and dove…

Stay in your lane.

It was super, thanks for asking!

One of the legitimate reasons for the “unwritten rules” of baseball is to remind players that sloppy play is just as unacceptable as dirty play. Both can lead to other players getting hurt, losing jobs & money. The speed of the game demands complete attention and effort, and anything less than that can be dangerous. (…

Guessing these are buddies that had a bet about who could stay on the field (grass) the longest after the national anthem. The more stupid that sounds, the more likely it is to be true.

At least he stayed on brand.

It looks pretty serious. They may have to put him down.

“Mohammed, there goes that Ramadan!”