The first Koet is the derpest one of all.

Well, if anyone knows about the future not looking so good.....

In my experience, people who are chronically late don’t have a problem with telling time, they have a problem telling the truth.

Video shoot for a Van Morrison song gone too far.

Foreign objects in their vaginas are the reason we must reBUILD THE uterine WALL NOW!!!

An evergreen comment if there ever was one.

Bingo. The “Entertainment Tax” is pretty fucking steep in NY, NJ & CA, and dodging taxes is the only thing cheetolini has proven to be successful at.

This Duke team has a lot in common with those from previous decades. Other than the lean Wojo and McRoberts years, they’ve always had top talent, there’s just more turnover now. Like a lot of college teams, they go as far as their point guard play takes them. This year they have Tre Jones, who is a clone of his older…

That would also explain his efforts to make Steve Guttenberg a star again.

Go fish

The Irish jig he dances across the line May be the best part.

You’re not wrong. When you add in the fact that very few superstars have suffered season-ending injuries, it really does look like a lot of teams are under-performing.  The Steelers haven’t missed Bell that much, nor do the Chiefs seem to be missing Hunt (for now), but perhaps they would each be a game or two better…

MRSA Street

And he sent his son to BYU! Did he ever really recover consciousness?

T-Mobile Stadium = The Tomb  (right next door to The Clink)

They could get Michael Cohen to set up a shell company for them!  What could go wrong?

Elvis Andrus may have just found a new best friend.

You mean R2Dpoo?

Does the death of Kevin James’ movie career count?

I recently experienced an awful sneezing situation: in the middle of washing my hands. Can’t grab a kleenex, even though it’s right there, because my hands will instantly soak it. Can’t dry my hands fast enough to cover the sneeze. If I let it fly uncovered, the mirror is taking it all. Covering with wet hands,…