Damn. He looks like a puppet drawn on a thumb.

I kinda like your award nomenclature anyhow. It would be even better if it was the Dan Snyder Memorial Worst Owner Award.  (emphasis added by everyone)

Yeah, they really should call it “Worst Owner (non-Dan Snyder Division)“, or take him out of the running like John Larroquette did for the Emmys after winning 4 in a row.

I’m pretty sure Jim Caldwell was in a Halcion daze during his entire coaching tenure.

I guess the gameplan for this week involves lots of Blitzen

Of all the choices, the Colangelo story is the most 2018. Jackasses have been tampering with balls and outing themselves as bigots forever, but the wild palace intrigue over something that truly amounts to nothing is perfect for Deadspin 2018.

That’s a boatload of gravy!

Did Gladwell also talk about how the Greeks are the best sports handicappers?

It looks more like his favorite player is J.R. Reid.

It is amazing how a band with members that talented could so frequently sound out of tune & time. It’s like no one could sing harmony, and they all had different ideas of the lead.

Chocolate isn’t candy. It is a sacrament, according to the See’s.

I was recently thinking about how The Power of Love by Huey Lewis was the song that most defined the 80's. Theme song from the classic 80's movie, by the classic 80's band with the classic 80's sound. It checks off all the boxes.

Because parents are still allowed to abuse their children, in accordance with their “deeply held religious beliefs”, and those children then turn their anger against their peers.

This was a point where the M’s knew they were going to reach when they signed Robbie Cano to that ridiculous 10 year deal. They knew the back end of that contract was going to squeeze the payroll and roster, and sure enough it is doing that. This was also the pre-determined end of Nelson Cruz and King Felix.

I was thinking about Cartman’s poorly attended Coonicon 2009.

It’s like Dr. Bronner’s got a Twitter account.

It’s an easy mistake to make, what with the bunions and all.

“She had blood coming out of her wherever!”

It’s a little less impressive when you see that Tim Tebow is the goalie.

If he lived in the US, he would have attended the next town council meeting with a duffel bag of legally obtained assault rifles.