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*Jazz Hands* was a very underrated finishing move.

You’ve probably never heard of the Boston Beaners, either.

+5 stars

They missed one:

Baseball had this covered a long time ago.

When he was born, the doctor exclaimedSweet Baby Jesus!”, and it kinda stuck.

If we’re talking “in the old days” stuff, the proper response to Brie’s sloppy work is to put her in a dark match with Rousey for a good stretching. 

I can’t wait for Enrico Pallazzo 2.0!

I thought it was Kirby Puckett and now I’m sad

Kai in the Jupiter home with her new fiancée, Barry Silverman.

Third base or a trade. His bat is too good for him to get all screwed up because he can’t catch or give signs. 3B would allow him to use his strong arm, which isn’t as valuable behind the plate as it once was.  Too many ugly games like this under the NYY spotlight can’t be good for a young player.

I thought he went for the Culinary Arts + Anthropology dual major?

Are you sure your Canadian girlfriend isn’t watching Get Out?

Investing in power companies and GPU manufacturers was the only smart play in the cryptocurrency boom. I still suspect they were the driving force behind this entire thing.

That fan to the right of the top photo?

I thought “ride a river of shit” was an annual Mets promotion based on a ride at Action Park.  

...in line for Cy Young, which only Dennis Eckersley in 1992 and Eric Gagne in 2003 have ever won as closers?

I would love to see the exit velocity numbers for Jimmie Foxx.

...he’s already made the transition from 100-mph-fastball guy to a craftier who uses his change-up as his out pitch...