Ten Inch Column does “Wank This Way”

It’s the signature of someone who has signed way too many documents in a short period of time. My signature used to be legible until I had to sign 4 years worth of financial aid forms at once when graduating from college. You could take the stack of forms and do the flip-book trick to see my John Hancock turn into a…

This is what happens when your union is led by former players who are pretty smart, versus ace career labor lawyers like Miller and Fehr.

Did he sell the PJ franchise stake for a profit? That would be a very important factor in determining if this was a good investment or not.

Perhaps the Dodgers should have tampered their expectations a bit.

Counterpoint:

Is the answer “Jesus”?

Sounds like they are booking her much like Cornette speculated a couple weeks ago in a podcast. Wonder if WWE was listening?

Can we just all agree to call this The Gary Sanchez Rule?

Love my DxRacer Drifting Series chair! Don’t do a lot of gaming, but the design helps me sit straight at my desk. There has been a significant improvement in lower back pain since I got the chair, too. One of the best investments I ever made, only wish I had got one sooner.

Hey buddy, don’t be that guy. Be a friend.

Dickie V calls him a VSOP’er!

Hold the Pickle was really the best volume in that series, though Open Sesame Seed Buns is not without its charms.

“There’s a, uh, er, new hockey mask tax. And a, er, Statue of Liberty tax.”

CNBC is always pushing the short sale.

I say that if the VP wants any airtime during the Olympics, NBC has these two do the interview:

That 45 seconds of dead air during the Super Bowl broadcast was yet another NBC Winter Olympics promo, so maybe the athletes were named in that spot.

Are we sure that tweet isn’t just a deeply meaningful dream?

Instead of running for the game winning touchdown, Brady fumbles through the end zone for a touchback, sealing the victory for the Iggles.

Needs 1000% more acronyms to be true military jargon.