My favorite part of the linked Golf.com article is the picture that shows their relative hand sizes:

Sounds like a few of these dogs already have a monkey on their back.

I know you’re out there - I can hear you being greasy.

Not their retirement grease!!!

Grocery store check out line, on my 11th birthday.

One Man Gang

This story would have been written better by Jac Collinsworth.

Would he be worse than the permanent PTBNL staffing at the State Dept?

+1 to the 2

That’s the match that got me hooked as a kid. Looking back at it later, knowing that they were making it up as they went, it’s even more amazing.

Some pre-designed playlists of 20 or so matches for a particular wrestler would be ideal. Have the matches in chronological order, regardless of promotion. “Hammer of the Gods: Greg Valentine’s best”; “Road to Perfection: How Curt Hennig became Mr. Perfect”; “Shakin’ to the Corps: Salute to Sgt. Slaughter”, etc.

Once a home-wrecker, always a home-wrecker.

Tom Brady sure as hell isn’t going to be late for practice!

“Bill Cosby Celebrity Guest Tennis Tournament 3 1975"

This guy knows gangsta when he hears it.

Saying a guy is a “Gary Sheffield-like” player is a nice way of calling someone a clubhouse cancer. He was Bobby Bonds, but without the alcoholism to blame for being a total asshole to everyone all the time. I’m amazed he’s doing studio work for TBS and hasn’t started a fight about his airtime.

“Hola, Amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been pretty fucked up...”

He’s either a horrible business mind, or a crook. The most likely answer is the latter, but neither is laudable and both deserve to be mocked.

The NHL does something similar with blood = Game Misconduct.

He probably shouldn’t have thrown a fit at the counter.