CNBC is always pushing the short sale.

I say that if the VP wants any airtime during the Olympics, NBC has these two do the interview:

That 45 seconds of dead air during the Super Bowl broadcast was yet another NBC Winter Olympics promo, so maybe the athletes were named in that spot.

Came here for “Heavy Metal” reference, not disappointed.

Are we sure that tweet isn’t just a deeply meaningful dream?

Greenpeace should be good for at least $2.5M. Take a couple boats away from those assholes if needed.

Instead of running for the game winning touchdown, Brady fumbles through the end zone for a touchback, sealing the victory for the Iggles.

Needs 1000% more acronyms to be true military jargon.

My favorite part of the linked Golf.com article is the picture that shows their relative hand sizes:

Sounds like a few of these dogs already have a monkey on their back.

I know you’re out there - I can hear you being greasy.

Not their retirement grease!!!

Grocery store check out line, on my 11th birthday.

One Man Gang

This story would have been written better by Jac Collinsworth.

Would he be worse than the permanent PTBNL staffing at the State Dept?

+1 to the 2

That’s the match that got me hooked as a kid. Looking back at it later, knowing that they were making it up as they went, it’s even more amazing.

Some pre-designed playlists of 20 or so matches for a particular wrestler would be ideal. Have the matches in chronological order, regardless of promotion. “Hammer of the Gods: Greg Valentine’s best”; “Road to Perfection: How Curt Hennig became Mr. Perfect”; “Shakin’ to the Corps: Salute to Sgt. Slaughter”, etc.

Once a home-wrecker, always a home-wrecker.