Tom Brady sure as hell isn’t going to be late for practice!

You mean petty jealousy drives human behavior just as much, and sometimes more, than finding different food flavors? Paleontology only cares about food sources, not emotions. Emotions apparently didn’t exist until someone wrote about them.

Too bad Thomas Monson died before this evidence of ancient Lamanite camps became public.

“Bill Cosby Celebrity Guest Tennis Tournament 3 1975"

This guy knows gangsta when he hears it.

Saying a guy is a “Gary Sheffield-like” player is a nice way of calling someone a clubhouse cancer. He was Bobby Bonds, but without the alcoholism to blame for being a total asshole to everyone all the time. I’m amazed he’s doing studio work for TBS and hasn’t started a fight about his airtime.

“Hola, Amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but things have been pretty fucked up...”

He’s either a horrible business mind, or a crook. The most likely answer is the latter, but neither is laudable and both deserve to be mocked.

The NHL does something similar with blood = Game Misconduct.

He probably shouldn’t have thrown a fit at the counter.

Now that the #MeToo train has arrived at Former Athlete Station, I’m wondering if the only on-air talent left at ESPN is going to be Kolber, Burke & Beadle.

I liked how the Colts were intentionally playing to get the ball to the 25, on the right hash mark, so they could use the same spot as the PAT. Too bad a huge wind gust blew that kick 20 yards further left than the previous kick.

All fun & games until that bed slams you up against the wall in the middle of the night!

16 parties might suck in a country of 30 million heterogeneous people, but in a cultural melting pot of 330 million people, it could be very useful. We got way too big for just 2 parties at least 50 years ago.

Classic case of a pure Momma’s Boy trying to be hard. All those years of trying to match Westbrook gave him a weird idea of being tough.

....Lose a lot of money to a suddenly bloated payroll full of “consultants”
(aka, former agents and their friends & family).

A smarter, less arrogant man wouldn’t have laundered money for Russian mobsters to buy golf courses because his “D” credit rating prevented him from getting legit funds. A smarter, less arrogant man wouldn’t have created that low credit rating by driving multiple companies into bankruptcy.

Baseball Owners! They’re just like your boss!

Olbermann could only sexually harass himself, but he would definitely get fired for it.