Amazon’s New Headquarters Should Be In Hell

Jerry needs a confessor.

How well does your fitness tracker work when covered in donut sprinkles and spilled coffee?

He’s a gambling addict. The end game was the next hand of blackjack.

At least we finally found a way to keep Bennett from jumping off-sides all the time. (28 times in past 3 seasons!)

You can convincingly apologize for an act of drunken stupidity. Multi-million dollar scams conducted over several years are not accidents or momentary lapses of reason. Tough to believe an apology from someone who has lived a lie for so long.

Or it could be that punishing children for the sins of their parents is morally reprehensible and unjustifiable.

So many questions to ruminant on.

The only thing Peter King is worth is his insight on the HoF voting. Canton isn’t Springfield (NBA). They don’t vote a dozen in every year under the commissioner’s imperative to “grow the game”. There aren’t any magic numbers beyond SB wins in football. Witten may get in, but unless he breaks every single season &…

This was dramatized by American icon Karl Malden on the West Wing once.

I would think the league front office is nothing but lax bros w/ JD’s, hence the blatant stupidity.

Jack Perconte. When he would draw a walk, he’d sprint to first like Charlie fuckin’ Hustle.

I thought “Max Heit” was Tim Kurkjian’s original nom de plume.

#NoOneCaresAboutYourFantasyTeam

Maybe Ausmus asked if Gardner’s power surge this year has something to do with his hat size almost doubling?

It’s called Vitamin Z, and he is made entirely of it.

This would be the second time in three years that the Phillies ended up with the worst record in baseball, giving fans bad flashbacks to the late-90s Phillies.

It’s a Tom Lehrer song come to life!

It really does sound like something a chronic inebriate like Stanhope would do. I’m amazed that dude makes it to gigs and/or doesn’t just pass out on stage.

I’m going to look at it through a stand of very leafy trees, just like Aristotle (The ISO OG) would have wanted.