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Can’t it just be replaced with a statue of Jimmy Page?

I’m enjoying the strained use of “All Rise” instead of the more obvious and fun “Here come da Judge”. I guess even acknowledging Pigmeat Markham in 2017 is too much to ask for.

Also, fat people can’t dunk. Most of our former high school basketball teams are fat now, like everyone else. Fat people can hit, however:

Until now, the name “Rhys Hoskins” just sounded like another guy who has played Doctor Who.

“To be the man, you gotta beat....”

He looks fine now, but let’s check back in on him in 3 days and see if he can still get up in the morning.

Pictured: Korie Harris

Who Hade You?

...it hurts me in my knockers...

His interpersonal skills are somewhat deficient. You are right in that he calls a pretty good game, particularly on the bases. He’s just a red-ass kind of guy, like Buck Showalter. The “West Vest” has had a huge impact on the game, as the strike zone has shifted with the positioning of the ump. That alone could…

The PGA is also very easy to miss because the first two rounds have been broadcast by Turner Sports the past few years (for some stupid rea$on). Turner is usually great at sports broadcasting, but I can’t get used to Ernie “The Elevator” Johnson calling par putts on the 6th green.

I thought the Brewer’s facility in Maryvale was one of the nicer parks in the Cactus League. Of course, the margarita squishees may have impacted my judgment.

Shouldn’t this have been posted to Gallopnik instead?

I know who might agree with MJ.

One of the delights of MLB.tv and MLB Network is seeing games from local broadcasters. A full 3 generations of sports broadcasting knowledge now, and we still get amateur fuck-ups like this every game. Astounding that companies are paying billions for the rights to broadcast, but then apparently hire community…

This wouldn’t be nearly as friendly if Houston was still the Colt .45s.

Weed Store Etiquette Rule #1:

Be careful. I hear the tires on those carts are dangerously under-inflated.

Talk about “picking up your teammate”. It goes in the books as Ray getting Voit out.