They also fall over if you don’t screw in the base right.

The drone bites it, which was a bit unexpected.

At least he eventually did the right thing, and took a drop.

Not only should you watch Saturday Night NFL games, you should be vocal about the fact that you are watching the game. Perhaps mention how much more you like games on Saturday night than Thursday night, and how you stopped watching Thursday games because they were crappy and there were other things to watch/do.

+1 antler

When “getting yo’ strap on” goes wrong.

DAMN, LOOK AT THE POWER IN THAT GUY’S BUTT! THAT GUY HAS SOME STRONG BUTT ACTION!

+1 emoji finger wag

This is the part about Tesla that I don’t understand. Instead of spending billions on a giant manufacturing plant, how about spending billions on a nationwide network of charging stations? The growth of the automobile industry was greatly enabled by the existing networks of the heating oil companies. People would be…

Revenge is certainly a possible motive, but there are far more gambling addicts out there than we realize. These could be the actions of someone deep in the clutches of a compulsive gambling disorder. That often turns out the be the case with people who embezzle from an employer, and this case has that same kind of…

And wearing a Rocky Johnson “Soulman” shirt?!?! (Your biceps must be this big to wear this shirt.) What kind of bath salts did Mr. Felix smoke that day?

Oh, if I’m an environmental lawyer from Santa Monica who bought a TDi, I’m furious. I bought the car thinking it would burnish my reputation as environmentally conscious while not being ostentatious. Now, my community thinks I’m a pollutant spewing monster! The settlements may have ended VW’s problems with the…

This isn’t a case of “oops, we’re sorry” from yet another multi-national corporation. VW deliberately defrauded its customers on a fundamental selling point of their product. No one is obligated to accept their apology in addition to their money. Regulators have punished VW, but “the market” is just getting…

Pointing out that the Emperor Has No Clothes is a legitimate opposition tactic. Doing it daily as the sole method of your criticism, like Maddow and Olbermann, is what reduces its effectiveness.

10. Having LeBron wear a jacket & turtleneck that are almost the same eggshell/cream color, then put that on a pure white background so all we see are a floating head and huge hands? This is what happens when you axe your legendary photography division.

I foresee a lot of perjury traps laid by multiple lawyers for virtually everyone giving deposition in this case.

So you’re saying a technology that is intended to be a diagnostic tool utilized by a doctor attempting to locate the source of a patient’s ailment might not be an appropriate prognostic tool used by bean-counters attempting to short a client on a contract? Interesting.

The McQueary situation sounds like one of those FunBag questions Drew gets all the time: “How much money would it take to live in a town that you hate, hates you and how long could you live there?”

Well, this was about a celebrity using their dick, so that’s gotta count for something, right?

Just how tight was this ski suit?