I should then notify you that I got it from Gene Creamers on the Kroll Show (Season 3, episode 10).

Actually, he was shown on the broadcast a few times. He was somewhat stone-faced, but probably for different reasons than you suggest.

We all know that if it wasn’t auctioning off a Senate seat, Blagojevich would have found some other stupid way to get thrown in jail. The guy is the definition of “tripping over your dick on the way to hell”.

Looks a little like unnecessary ruffness.

Or, you follow the Trump Plan, which is to accept the highest bid but internally resolve to pay them only what the lowest bidder quoted. All while “feature-creeping” the project to double its original scope. Let them sue you to get full payment, then drag it out so they settle for far less than what you got out of…

If he had only been smart enough to born in America, he’d been getting a medal pinned on his chest.

“dang, now we have to gameplan for Luke.”

How does selling eggs from the Golden Goose qualify as being a “brilliant businessman”? By simply not stealing from LeBron left & right, he’s managed to make a lot of money for his client. Negotiating contracts isn’t bonehead stuff, for sure, but he’s returning calls, not hustling for new opportunities. People are…

I am going to make it, or die trying.

“A tie? What the hell is that all about?”

+415

Fuck off.

Can we now retroactively call bullshit on those who had claimed that making HFA dependent on regular season record made it too difficult for travel arrangements? There have been some upgrades to teams’ Assistant to the Traveling Secretary position in the past 20 years. They can deal with contingencies now.

But, the toilet could have moved since the last time you used it. Or, there could be a new piece of furniture installed in the bathroom that you don’t know about. So many things that can confuse a person who doesn’t remember how to pee.

But, the toilet could have moved since the last time you used it. Or, there could be a new piece of furniture…

The Mariners were pretty lucky to get such a haul for Walker. They needed to trade him before his arm fell off. Dude has great stuff, but no clue how to control it or even setting up hitters. He underwent a major change in his mechanics during last season, which should have been a huge red light for suitors. His…

+1 incredibly strong hand

That’s actually a very reasonable conclusion. Wouldn’t have taken Belichick long to see that fiasco happening. Cutting Tebow the day after or before a commercial shoot would have made that circus even worse.

Gotta nuke somethin’

Any time I hear a cuban-american talk about how US policy should be to eliminate Castro, I ask two questions: 1) What was your family’s status under Batista? 2) What would you replace Castro with, citing positive examples from other Latin American countries?

Another reason for Edgar Martinez in Cooperstown.