He was just trying to warn Donald!

They probably have another load waiting, too.

I neither doubt this nor need any further details.

That may be related to John Oliver’s hatred of them. Perhaps British “thriftiness” led his mum to substitute raisins for chocolate chips? I’ve heard British mothers can be cruel to their sons, but he may have a strong case for bringing her to The Hague on war crime charges for that.

Did you expect him to come bearing gifts?

It’s been funny to watch Trump throw away money in the last two weeks of the campaign, so he can later counter the arguments that he didn’t spend enough. His campaign has spent millions on national TV spots during the World Series and NFL games - spots that look like they are from a 1980's state senate campaign with…

“Everything found will be taken back to Russia, where hopefully they will one day be put on public display.”

Ask Foulke if he thinks it was worth it at the next reunion Boston has for the 2004 championship team.

PED’s—>Strength & Stamina—>increased bat speed & more batting practice—>Better Hitter

Bill Belichick walking around with a red challenge dildo in his sock all game.

This certainly won’t stop that Batista wannabe Jeffrey Loria from exploiting his death in South Florida’s Cuban community.

Smoked salmon vodka sounds preferable to the smoked salmon pot I had many years ago. The dude decided to dry the weed out in a food dehydrator that had previously been used for salmon. Possibly the only time I thought about just throwing the shit out.

If you don’t believe stories about talking snakes or floating zoos, this all looks so ridiculous. No magic jews, no paranoid fantasies about that magic being turned against you.

Remember, most of the new features to any MS product are an attempt to solve internal communications/management problems at MS.

“Your marriage was more important than my sacrifice”

Does that mean he hits (((dongers)))?

It’s important to remember that in these intra-government squabbles, Ike had the ultimate “trump card” - Nixon. If Tricky Dick was in that meeting, the real concern wasn’t Ike losing his temper, it was Nixon speaking from the heart when Taft pissed him off.

The real question is when will there be another Deacon Jones kind of player - a big, strong dude who can kick. I’m thinking of a Gronk situation, where an awesome football player sustains an arm injury (maybe in high school or college) that prevents him from tackling or ball handling. By coincidence, he’s friends…

Does he have a picture of his daughter on the dashboard or something? How does that possibly come up during a car trip?

Viva @VodkaSamm!