The “Trump” audible is yelling at the ref that the opponent had an ineligible man downfield on their previous possession (which consisted solely of running plays).

I thought the “Trump” call meant an illegal formation followed by endless replay challenges.

Off shore accounts and cocaine. The eternal money funnels.

“Transient network conditions may be negatively impacting overall system performance.”

Ted Cruz is Richard Nixon without the charming personality.

It will never be topped

Ah Rugby. The game where the players look at American football and mutter under their breath “pussies”.

I’m waiting for Richie’s troll of a father to show up here with a burner account and rip Martin to shreds like he did in 2013.

7. This Flu Season Could Be The Worst Ever!

Maybe instead of getting the military to cover NFL fields with enormous flags, they could get a mission critical communications network from the Pentagon’s supplier.

+1 Idler arm

We may have finally found a way to piss off Canadians. This means war, buddy!

Who is going to be the key departure that brings you back, back, back, back?

“As for Kaepernick, all he’s really getting out of this new deal is the chance to...”

Christie is the odds on favorite for AG. I think Rudy is gunning for White House Counsel. For about 18 months he’ll do nothing but make public blunders, then “retire to spend time with his family” (that won’t speak to him). He can be the sacrificial lamb before the mid-terms.

Sadly, their animatronic mascot is still functional.

Because everyone who didn’t go there is sick of hearing about Notre fucking Dame.

“If I am Jerry Jones, and I am not a crazy person....”

Also helps to provide authenticity to the guy’s item listings. If it’s clear the guy selling it watched Tebow sign it, the provenance is indisputable, which matters to certain people.

Thursday night games should have been Saturday night games. The decades old “gentlemen’s agreement” that the NFL would leave Saturday to the college game went out the window when college games started being played on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays (at least). A single prime time game on Saturday night would draw…