Except for that my original American ancestor(s) were most likely indentured servants in the seventeenth century. I’m the first male to get a college degree and not use handtools for a living. This struck a nerve with me.

If indentured servitude was good enough for my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather to make it in this country, then it should be good enough for me! I’m sure that’s what he’d want for his family 300 years after he died.

Git ‘r set!

I’m glad the dude at my local vape shop didn’t follow that law (if it even applies in my state). I got a solid 15 minute seminar on all things vape, which I had to translate into weed oil terms. And when a dude at a vape shop who has clearly been vaping all day gives you a 15 minute seminar, there is a lot of…

Shaved head Joe Buck with a Cardinals ballcap would look like he was taking his support for St. Jude’s a little too far.

We’ve come a long way, baby!

This segment further confirms just what a cool dude The Rock is..... now. That fanny pack pretty much prevented the cool back in the day.

“Not just any balls. Those are the People’s Balls.”

Re: #5 I think you are underestimating the Religious Right in America. One of their core beliefs is “eternal life”; indeed, it is the fear of death that feeds organized religions. This core belief is a projection of what the faithful desire the most. They are usually the ones most vehemently against assisted…

I have to imagine being extremely white helped the author avoid any extra scrutiny. I recommend being very white and wear the khaki-polo combo. It’s easier to look like you belong when the people making that determination have already decided who doesn’t belong.

Hey Hey!

There’s a far greater chance that he will become a team owner, and therefore begin screwing over athletes and cities whenever possible/profitable.

“I don’t agree with his ‘Deport my housekeeper’ policy, but I do approve of his ‘Cheat on your taxes’ policy”.

I think Brad Allen’s crew is going to get a butt-chewing from Blandino this week. They almost called this game NBA-style, with Beckham clearly identified as someone to watch out for and not give calls to. That also seemed to carry over to other Giants receivers, as there were several Viking DB’s early to the ball. …

Well, it does scream “Missouri”.

Several of those 1800 will (hopefully) be Kardashians, so it shouldn’t be considered a truly catastrophic event.

Perhaps Doe’s lawyers can let Rose’s lawyers know that they intend to subpoena present and former teammates of Rose who have witnessed previous instances of his sexual deviancy and aggression. That should get a settlement offer on the table pretty quick.

So his team consists of “two retired military figures with no political background”, plus Ailes & Giuliani, two retired political figures with no human background. Sounds like the campaign staff matches the candidate.

There’s no mention of Michael Saunders not being injured in the fracas, so I’m going to assume that he was.