Oddly enough, that was both the over and under for the game.

Well, he’s a kind of pirate.

“Up your nose with a rubber hose!”

The season premiere of The Simpsons had a reference to Arnold Palmer last night! You must be the King when even your last day is filled with karma.

Sounded like they had a good doggie just waitin’ to do his job, too!

I say future Cardinal bullpen catcher.

Doesn’t KJ have some security guards to handle this sort of thing?

You don’t even have to kneel. You can stand tall, even if you’re short. It’s all about where you stand, and what you stand for.

Steve Largent, the former GOP congressman from Oklahoma? Not very likely.

I’m aware that this wasn’t a regularly scheduled game, and I am familiar with the time zones in America. My point is that there are regularly scheduled games on Thursdays, 1pm local time, when it should be very obvious that these games don’t make money. For example, the Mariners @ Tampa games in May, or a Giants @…

These are the kind of “getawaythrowaway” games that could be eliminated with a 154 game schedule. Thursday, 1PM local time, when school is in session. And when it’s a west coast team at an eastern time zone park, the tv audience is nil. No one would miss these games because no one is seeing them now.

Ciara would certainly qualify as “Portuguese waitress” hot, so you may be onto something.

Keeping it to sprots, I say Trump is disqualified because he managed to promote a Tyson fight without fucking Iron Mike over. EVERYONE fucked Tyson over! How do you screw that up?

The solution is to have a few/several key outlets in your home re-done with the ones with built-in USB charging spots, particularly the kids’ rooms. They aren’t terribly expensive, and you can probably DIY if you can identify the right breaker.

That’s just the wurst idea ever.

Will Meyers?

Yogi

We can certainly stop waiting for Machado to “mature”. He’s always going to be a hot-head with a chip on his shoulder, just waiting for someone to “disrespect” him. Of course, with a grade-A red-ass like Showalter as his manager, there will always be plenty of scenarios where he can get pissed off. Let’s hope Manny…

“Big deal. I haven’t done the Decaflon since high school, but I bet I could still tore my meniscus better than that.”

Well, if you expand that to “past few decades”...