“Not just any balls. Those are the People’s Balls.”

I have to imagine being extremely white helped the author avoid any extra scrutiny. I recommend being very white and wear the khaki-polo combo. It’s easier to look like you belong when the people making that determination have already decided who doesn’t belong.

Hey Hey!

There’s a far greater chance that he will become a team owner, and therefore begin screwing over athletes and cities whenever possible/profitable.

“I don’t agree with his ‘Deport my housekeeper’ policy, but I do approve of his ‘Cheat on your taxes’ policy”.

I think Brad Allen’s crew is going to get a butt-chewing from Blandino this week. They almost called this game NBA-style, with Beckham clearly identified as someone to watch out for and not give calls to. That also seemed to carry over to other Giants receivers, as there were several Viking DB’s early to the ball. …

Well, it does scream “Missouri”.

Perhaps Doe’s lawyers can let Rose’s lawyers know that they intend to subpoena present and former teammates of Rose who have witnessed previous instances of his sexual deviancy and aggression. That should get a settlement offer on the table pretty quick.

So his team consists of “two retired military figures with no political background”, plus Ailes & Giuliani, two retired political figures with no human background. Sounds like the campaign staff matches the candidate.

There’s no mention of Michael Saunders not being injured in the fracas, so I’m going to assume that he was.

Oddly enough, that was both the over and under for the game.

Well, he’s a kind of pirate.

“Up your nose with a rubber hose!”

The season premiere of The Simpsons had a reference to Arnold Palmer last night! You must be the King when even your last day is filled with karma.

Sounded like they had a good doggie just waitin’ to do his job, too!

I say future Cardinal bullpen catcher.

Doesn’t KJ have some security guards to handle this sort of thing?

You don’t even have to kneel. You can stand tall, even if you’re short. It’s all about where you stand, and what you stand for.

Steve Largent, the former GOP congressman from Oklahoma? Not very likely.