I’m aware that this wasn’t a regularly scheduled game, and I am familiar with the time zones in America. My point is that there are regularly scheduled games on Thursdays, 1pm local time, when it should be very obvious that these games don’t make money. For example, the Mariners @ Tampa games in May, or a Giants @…

These are the kind of “getawaythrowaway” games that could be eliminated with a 154 game schedule. Thursday, 1PM local time, when school is in session. And when it’s a west coast team at an eastern time zone park, the tv audience is nil. No one would miss these games because no one is seeing them now.

Ciara would certainly qualify as “Portuguese waitress” hot, so you may be onto something.

Keeping it to sprots, I say Trump is disqualified because he managed to promote a Tyson fight without fucking Iron Mike over. EVERYONE fucked Tyson over! How do you screw that up?

The solution is to have a few/several key outlets in your home re-done with the ones with built-in USB charging spots, particularly the kids’ rooms. They aren’t terribly expensive, and you can probably DIY if you can identify the right breaker.

That’s just the wurst idea ever.

Will Meyers?

Yogi

We can certainly stop waiting for Machado to “mature”. He’s always going to be a hot-head with a chip on his shoulder, just waiting for someone to “disrespect” him. Of course, with a grade-A red-ass like Showalter as his manager, there will always be plenty of scenarios where he can get pissed off. Let’s hope Manny…

“Big deal. I haven’t done the Decaflon since high school, but I bet I could still tore my meniscus better than that.”

Well, if you expand that to “past few decades”...

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

First they came for the Funnels, and I said nothing because I was drunk.

Yeah, my recollection is more of a government running around like a chicken with its head cut off. Cheney completely disappeared, Bush only popped up that night. In the meantime we had the ‘C3PO & the Death Star Trash Compactors’ response to airplanes - “Shut them all down!” We have forgotten all the airline & other…

Ramirez’s attempt to bean Fernandez was so pathetic, the appropriate response would have been to laugh and then mockingly wave him off the field. Perhaps some taunts about Double A ball, using tweezers to piss, etc.

...stubbornness, and just doesn’t want to admit he was wrong.

Considering he grew up in California, I would say not eating strawberries is bizarre. It would be like someone from Washington never eating an apple, or living in Atlanta and never driving on Peachtree.

He’s 16 and going to NFL games with his Dad, and has a sister who will write a phone number on his chest? Plus three very good dogs?

Or it could be a random sampling of elite American female athletes?

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