Banning school prayer came shortly afterward, which gave the religious community a cause to create a separate school system. Religious parents are by definition gullible, so stories about the horrors of a godless classroom fell on receptive ears. They like to consider themselves to be better than other people, so they…

Is the answer Jesus? Magic makes people believe a lot of stories told by skilled manipulators, like banning mandatory school prayer let the devil in the classroom.

Homeschooling is another of the unanticipated consequences of Brown vs. Board, like private academies and charter schools. It turns out that well-to-do white families were more than happy to destroy the public education system rather than share with others. Now they get to complain about how bad public schools are,…

Drew’s a shitty reporter. He was told “We’re short some real blow in the convention hall. No escargot, either.” Bunch of goddam hypocrites, those GOP’ers.

Frank and Ed thank you for your support (group).

It will probably need a 24hr security detail around it, as that looks like a liability lawsuit waiting to happen.

You realize you’re surrounded by philistines here, right?

Medical grade dent puller.

Is this is some weird modern allegory? There are two other Subarus next to the one with the bear. Was the dark one too cold, the red one too hot, but the silver one juuuust right?

It’s also the same tactic Trump uses to get people to join his golf clubs. He invites them to play a round with him, then signs them up for memberships and sends them a bill. He did it to Samuel L. Jackson, which shows either extreme balls or pathology.

Nope. That spot was taken by something not as offensive.

Zippers and body hair. What could possibly go wrong?

I don’t think Mitt Rmoney had 4 of his sons speak, though, to be fair, his grandchildren did make up 47% of the audience.

Well, they are now in the running for a Promise Keepers convention, as well as other sex worker favorites like Focus on the Family, Family Research Council, and ALEC. Too bad no one else in the service sector will get tipped.

That’s actually the most intelligent thing I’ve ever heard her say. Seriously, that girl’s dumber than her ski bindings. TW just couldn’t take the stupidity any more.

The NBA planet. Flopping is within the rules too, but they used fines to get rid of it. The owners hate the hacking, too, because it pisses off fans and broadcast partners. Letting the Commish swing his big hammer to solve the problem makes more sense than fiddling with the rulebook, which almost always backfires.…

Leave it to the NBA to screw up a rules issue. The solution to this problem is very easy: The Commissioner fines coaches who use the tactic. Players aren’t doing this of their own volition. It not only diminshes the game, it demeans the player being instructed to foul, as though his only value to the team is being a…

The flag was for intentional grounding. QB’s have it so easy these days.

Irish slang for an inflatable sex toy?

This tells you everything you need to know about Terry Bradshaw.