I’ve never liked the “He was asking for it” excuse, but after seeing a picture of the victim, I’m inclined to agree this time...

“So sixteen minutes of tape is a ‘highlight’, but eighteen minutes is a crime?”

But how far can you punt a football?

The 1980 Olympic boycott by the USA.

“Who’s got it better than us?” - Harbaugh car trip

What is a Lebron? (Two of us can play the Lack-of-Reading-Comprehension Game. Note the “after the pay cut” part of the second line. Might be tough when you are banging out a response to the first 6 words of every comment you see.)

Hopefully, Wade’s management team did a great job of cashing in on the two championships he was part of after the “pay cut”. But probably not.

From what I’ve seen, US Bank considers e-pulltabs to be a “financial instrument”.

Best possible scenario, at this point, is for the Brazilian military to take over all security services for the Olympics before a major terrorist attack happens. They are almost certainly going to stage a coup after the games, with security as a pretext, so why not prevent a calamity if possible?

Just because you are charitably donating the profits from selling individual ketchup packets you assiduously glean from area fast food restaurants doesn’t mean that you aren’t a parasite.

I thought Virginia was for louvers.

The line “a career real estate salesman and part-time golf coach” gives a lot of credence to your assessment here. The timeline of child born in 2006, real estate crash in 2007, divorce filing in 2009 could also suggest he’s had some financial setbacks and sees dollars in the kid’s ability. It wouldn’t be hard for a…

Oh please. She’s a member of the United States House of Representatives. She does not Google her name everyday. She doesn’t know how to Google anything, which should be obvious from her original statement in support of the bill. She has back-stabbing staff that Google her name everyday, and today they just happened to…

Their stunt with the Nationals indicates that these were already two horrible people who thought having a child would somehow make them less so. Dad is a career real estate salesman hustler, who probably got caught in an affair. Mom’s dreams of high society then turn into pure spite. Kid finds something that makes her…

Gee, Reb13, what exactly do you mean by “horrible area” and “dedicated fans”?

I’m even more disappointed with Yankee fans than ever. How has this asshole not been shiv’d in the parking lot? Can we do a KickStarter to send him to a Dodgers game?

SmoothieKing made the false assumption that you were a rational adult, not some myopic adolescent. “My interests are my own...” is straight from the Randian lexicon of aggressive selfishness. You are not one of the “People” who can be involved a government “Of the people, by the people and for the people”, because you …

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said it was “absurd” to think that a link between football and brain disease has been proven.

You’re talking about the “Vodka Samm Line”, which is .341.

Wait until our furry friend finds the Di Filippo’s koi pond. That’s when you fire up the grill.