33. Las Vegas Croupiers

It’s a shame those nasty bone spurs that alternate between his heels didn’t prevent him from playing baseball & golf like they prevented him from going to Vietnam.

If you watch to the end of the clip, he comes over to talk on Emmel and pats him on the back.

Marte’s actually looking for a hole to crawl into, or a rock to crawl underneath. I’ve been in his position before: it’s sickening.

“Hurry hard!”

The Academy Award nominees for Best Actor in 1974 were:

Chicks, not chimps!

Shouldn’t this be cross-posted to Jalopnik? A Jaguar gets loose, shit gets crazy!

Shhhh! Edgar’s super chiseled body in his late 30's, after a history of injuries earlier in his career, was completely normal.

The same way John Daly’s lawyers always defend him: Highlight the positives. “He was wearing a jacket this time! It was his straightest drive in years!”

Um, Bret Boone.

You realized that isn’t a picture, it’s a drawing. The only thing real about her is her TV show hosting skills.

I recently encountered a new/old conspiracy linked to the vaxxers. Supposedly the Great Influenza Epidemic c. 1919 was actually caused by tainted aspirin (!), and everyone decided to cover it up and call it the flu. I feel so much better knowing that my great-grandfather was killed by an evil worldwide cabal instead…

I’m not sure which step this is on the way to another military coup in Brazil, but I’m pretty sure it is one of the steps.

Can we do the same for rodeo & bullfighting?

Throwing a mouthguard is weak sauce. Step it up!

“Sure it has, but I know the Secret. It’s all about Degrees of force, not Brut strength. It’s getting your Right through his Guard.”

You might also notice that the “it’s too soon” crowd are often people least affected by the immediate tragedy. Most of those Reps couldn’t give a damn about some gay latinos, so their sorrow is shallow at best.

Phil Rogers is just trying to fill the void left by Peter Gammons on Baseball Tonight. Ravech would ask Gammons, “What trade rumors are you hearing right now?” and you could watch Peter make up a trade on the spot. It would be almost as ridiculous as Miller & Chapman in the same move.

Considering the widespread doping in all Russian athletics, I’m surprised the Russian team is even allowed to compete in the tournament.