Hope this thread is more respectful than the last one I saw...

I enjoyed it. It nicely set the stage for new team members and was a great farewell to Weatherly’s Dinozzo. I’ve liked him since Dark Angel. And agreed, Ziva is definitely alive!

Me too! Like they are going to be together and have awesomely athletic sex until the day they die.

To be fair, that NCIS episode was Dinozzo’s finale. Also, (spoiler) I don’t believe for one minute that Ziva actually died.

Well, they are adding two white guys with glasses. They are hitting the glasses wearing population which is truly underrepresented in television. TV assumes everyone has 20/20 vision. Some of us are forced to wear glasses and it’s nice to see our population included.

She did have a child, Aurelien, I think with the son. I’m not sure, as her wikipedia page has conveniently removed her personal life prior to marrying Sarkozy (so, no Jagger, Clapton or Trump -this woman has no fear-). This is the basic story though:

Carla Bruni married a dude and then left him for his son. Sarkozy, if nothing else, is a brave, brave man.

I always liked this bit from Dave Barry: “I have never met a woman, no matter how attractive, who wasn’t convinced, deep down inside, that she was a real woofer. Men tend to be just the opposite. A man can have a belly you could house commercial aircraft in and a grand total of eight greasy strands of hair, which he…

Me neither! Defiant ignorance solidarity!

It’s actually a really messed up situation because of my batshit crazy sister who is so toxic 2 of her kids haven’t spoken to her in a good 10 years. I haven’t spoken to my sister in at least that long because of some unrelated toxic shit she pulled with me and and one of my sons.

I don’t know who she is and I really dgaf enough to google it.

Daughter of a New York Jets defensive end Mark Gastineau.

how does that go over at first? like, when the second son is like, “hey family, we’re getting married” or when his parents call extended family members to tell them...is it awkward? hilarious? horrible? totally makes sense, given the context? is it weird for her family? did her parents pay for any of these weddings?…

Using the KonMari method, she probably pulled out each individual tampon and used Kleenex, contemplated if it sparked joy, and then thanked each for their individual service.

Brittney did a lot the last time she stayed in, she also managed to slip in some promotions... her mom’s jewellery line, her blog, and PJ line.

I have a niece (by marriage) who has married two of my sister’s sons. She has a child by each of them. It’s weird. It makes for some seriously awkward family get-togethers.

What kind of monster doesn’t shut off those goddamn iphone clicks?

If Kylie has a child with Scott then their child and Mason, Penelope and Reign are first cousins and half siblings.

Whatttttt the FCK did I just read about Renee Angelil? How have I never heard this before? Let me cleanse my brain by reading some light Kardashian fodder now.

How the FUCK does it take three hours to organize a purse.