I’ll just keep putting them on my plants, thanks.

Trying this again:

Also, everyone knows about Chinatown, but no one knows about Japantown. You must go to Japantown!

Free museum of coin-operated automatons and antique arcade machines. And for some reason, I can’t add a photo from flickr.

I love doggy style (FYI, I'm female). If her butt's in the way, she's probably not positioned correctly. She should be bent nearly double, with everything but her butt as close to the mattress as she can do comfortably. You should be straight, not bent over her. If you can touch more than her butt with your hands,…

Maybe you could help me - I don't like the taste of the hops but I'd like to have some sort of beer as an option occasionally. What should I be looking for to find hopless beers. I once had a guy who really knew his beer pick one out for me and I actually enjoyed it, but I don't remember what it was.

"And most hospitals will see approximately 150 cases of eardrum perforations every year because of this."

I have sticky ear wax with little hard bits in it, is it possible that I've got a couple of spots doing dry wax that get caught in the "wet" wax?

I knew someone who called them ear-gasms, and I've been calling them that ever since

I don't know about the others, but Texas has a "You can sell on Saturday or Sunday, but not both" rule

Baking powder is baking soda plus a dry acid. Baking SODA will release carbon dioxide when it is mixed with a liquid acid such as vinegar or buttermilk, which is how it makes your pancakes and cookies rise, but creating bubbles in the batter. The acid in baking powder doesn't usually cause the baking soda to release…

I love Rainforest Adventure. Another match 3 game, change all the gold backgrounds to blue in the time allotted (and you have enough time unless you really have to start hunting for matches)

I live near an airport and drove around it for years. I've had numerous nightmares just like this.

Also, thread the needle before you cut the thread from the spool. Thread basically has a grain, and when you thread the needle from the outer end of the spool, you'll be sewing with the grain of the thread. But if you thread the needle from the end that came off closest to the spool, you're sewing against the grain…

If you're good at vi and in ksh (and IIRC, bash and other ksh variants), you can set your command line editor to vi. Either:
export EDITOR=vi
or
set -o vi

May I recommend a book? "Recovering Love" by J. Richard Cookerly. He not only specializes in couple's therapy, he does research in the same subject. It will give you some good direction on how to strengthen your relationship with your fiancée & possibly help you in other areas of your life as well.

In my experience, a lack of physical attraction for your partner is a sign of a fundamental problem with the relationship. Not only have I seen this in others, I had severe problems with my first husband, and the depth of our problems could be measured by how good looking I did or didn't find him. (As for my…

Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good. If someone is moving, getting their heart rate up, and possibly even sweating, they're getting exercise and improving their health. It's not "horrible", in fact it's pretty damn good for anyone who has a hard time getting into exercise.

Hah - the Biting Pear of Salamanca made the first one!

Looking at the comments, I think that two conditions need be true for this to work:
1. You have to be at the point that everyone is going "I dunno, what do you think"
2. The suggestion has to be absurd enough that people know you aren't serious, but not so absurd that it's a truly non-idea. That balance is probably a…