And he basically coasted through his 30's and 40's, spending just as much time fucking random women as he did making weapons. And then designed and perfected the Iron Man armor, complete with the ability to fucking FLY, in a matter of weeks when he got serious. And improved on that so much that in a few months he…

Your outrage comes from a good place, but then is completely misdirected. Your last statement about what kids take from it is quite incorrect when filled with your own projected rage. 

As someone who has read comics for almost my entire life I can say without a doubt, everyone is coming back. Even Vision and Loki(who were killed before the snap). Even the people who die in this movie because their contracts are up and they are done with the MCU movies. 10 or 20 years from now, Marvel Phase 7 or 8…

“When I tried to show Dumbo to two children, they became bored easily, asked awkward questions about when Dumbo was drunk”

A few thoughts on all this Captain Marvel Stan Lee cameo business

I feel like we’ve reached a really critical point in discussing the film, but it’s impossible to continue without diving into spoilers! I have many of the same thoughts, but also as long as I don’t think too much about the something-something-government conspiracy explanation, it’s enough for me. But the logistics are…

I think Peele does want to establish that the things happening the film are actually happening in the universe he’s building, but whether or not the events are meant to be a metaphor or real, I think less is still more when it comes to explanations.

I don’t think the critics can’t say anything bad about a black director, but I think many are reluctant to say anything bad about THIS black director. Get Out was such brilliant social commentary that I believe critics are honestly afraid to criticize Us, because they’re afraid of appearing to just not get the film,…

Yeah, I’m hard-pressed to remember the character names of any movie I saw a single time, ten years ago. Hell, I can’t think of the names of the Get Out characters (was Brian Williams’s daughter Rose, maybe?) and I loved that movie. Not sure that says anything about the quality of the film.

I think she will pull something like that off, but there will be some explanation as to how she kept the peace after that

The A.V. Club commentariat, pre and post kinja, has always had hilariously bad music takes. It’s like everyone stopped liking anything new after their sophomore year in high school.

But this is circular in that you’re backwards-reflecting the idea that we think we know what the “final act” is going to be, particularly as presented in the show, and deciding that the people who aren’t necessary to it are therefore unnecessary to the story in general, when the story and its meaning are shaped by the…

Yeah, it’s crazy that a lot of people would really like a compelling story told by a gifted writer (faults and all) turned into a series with high production values and charismatic actors, with the bonus of getting to see some quality T&A thrown in.  Weird?  

YouTube is fucked up. That said, why do I have to keep reading stories about these weird tweekers adopting 7-10 children at a time and getting caught abusing them? I get that adoption rates plummet after the first year, but is no one even meeting these people before dropping off the Costco pack of child labor?

In one week, watched 3 seasons of the Gilmore Girls, Avengers: Infinity War and Ant Man and the Wasp (twice), the Ted Bundy Tapes, and three episodes of Sophia the First.

Wow, that is some serious spin. Something Awful as the good guys? I tend to think of that site as the first step toward a meaner, crappier internet. Before 4chan and before reddit, they were the ones taking shots at the internet’s easiest and most vulnerable targets. They were pioneers in cyberbullying. Calling them…

Honestly this is probably one of the least troll-ridden comment sections I know of on the web. If I were willing to pay for anything, it would probably be to get rid of Kinja, in favor of a system closer to its predecessor.

Not only were they well within their rights to deny the shaving, but in my opinion Paramount actually deserve credit for giving us the one-two punch of Moustache-gate and Mission: Impossible - Fallout, both of which were far more entertaining than Justice League.

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