I eagerly anticipate Trump’s prized fleet of coal-fueled aircraft carriers. They’ll be beautiful, the biggest ever, maybe, ‘kay. You’re not gonna believe it. And we can get F-35's to run on coal as well. Built with AMERICAN STEEL. I put that in. I said, why not use american steel? And they said sure why not. So that’s…

There’s nothing wrong with developers wanting to keep projects secret. Maybe it’s a well-known IP and they are just exploring potential new games, and don’t want to be inundated with complaints if they don’t make it. Maybe they haven’t selected a title yet and don’t want tons of people trying to make websites,…

Your brethren over at Jalopnik came up with a very disturbing answer to this question.

Foster’s relationship with his daughter is a light in the darkness that is this world. You’re thinking of the wrong guy.

why do you think the average consumer would know this? most people buy a car and all they know is that it requires gas when a light comes on. people buy a computer and they don’t know how the insides work, they know that if they hit the power button they can update their social media.

Tarantulas are awesome, wtf.

As a gal who grew up in a dairy town, a pissed off cow is nothing to fuck with. They’re fast and brute. ...and tipping them pisses them off. (Painting them with tempera paint, however, doesn’t seem to bug ‘em much.)

Video games occupy this interesting space where they’re both art and product, and nothing illustrates that more than the way reviews work. On one hand, reviewers (should) want to write interesting critiques that dig into whether a game does what it set out to do, and how it makes players feel. On the other hand, we…

• Not realizing 3.4 oz is 100 ml
  

This wouldn’t even be news if this wasn’t newsworthy!

How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?

Im a lifetime Cavs fan, and I won’t smile at this guy. This is becoming a problem in the league.

Everyone is just jealous that I average 3 kills a match. Not every player has the the skills to shoot blindly while spinning in circles when backed into a corner.

Ultimately depends on whether you’re into that.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

YEAH, HOWSABOUT REMOVING THAT DISGUSTINGLY CRUEL LOOKING GIF AT THE TOP, I DON’T WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT EVER AGAIN BUT PRESENTLY, I DON’TT WANT TO SEE IT WHEN I’M LOOKING AT THE IO9 MAIN PAGE.

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Daenerys NEEDS Tyrion. He can’t get there fast enough :)

There's going to be a lot of words written about this trailer. Analysis and frame by frame and all that good stuff. But I only need to say one thing.