Seriously? What can't that Maynard James Keenan do!!???
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All those articles were written by the same person, congrats on having ONE writer that doesn't feel the need to gobble his balls all the time.
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Pretty sure that's the knife cock gimp suit from Se7en.
Never change, Pop. You God damn national treasure, you.
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Hi, I go to the University of Minnesota and live near Dinkytown. Just wanted to say a few things.
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Besides, you think Karl Rove would have Bush look confused when told the news, then sit there in an elementary classroom for several more minutes before flying around in Air Force One for a few hours while we all wondered where the hell he was, leaving Cheney to give the shoot-down order for any other planes?
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