I call BS on this one. That printer was not created by Apple, so it doesn't need magic to do its stuff!

Oh, just chill out, will ya... Take a day off, go for a walk... Well, you know what I mean... There will be plenty of time for a doomsday in the next couple of billion years, it doesn't have to happen now...

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I'd bet you that the previous digit was 4.

Everybody knows that the painted flames make it go faster.

Say hello to my little cannon.

@MAdmin: ... and then he'd take you while you're on the ground laughing.

Mosquitos and leeches do not come bundled with the package.

If I was to get fired, out of a cannon, into a star, that's the destination star I want to be fired at! With such mass, it may actually be able to bend the spacetime and sling me back to the middle ages when I'll appear as the smartest person alive, and unlike the same travel via a black hole, this one would be warm…

@holy holes batman: You forgot the final line:

@alienshards: When somebody brings up patriotism during a debate, you should check if your wallet is missing.

This explains the success of the damn game - it's a combined effort of Space Invaders, Pac-Man and Super Mario...

@Walking Eye!: No, but it might dry-up and bend your spine...

The continents will merge once again, we'll just have to wait for the gravitational lock-in with the Moon. We should start seeing serious changes in mere hundred million years.

Judging by this photo, officer's name is Zed.

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My 'public' pass (forums, IMs, blogs) that I can afford to loose would take by its calculations - 117 days.

@stifflittlefinger: To finance the outstanding debt of Greece, of course ;)

@Awax: So, in other words, Apple produces just home appliances? Ok, I can live with that definition... That still doesn't make it right to act anti-competitive, and it doesn't make it right for the game console makers either.

@stingray: And if you don't like to pay $1000 for car stereo, you can buy it without a stereo and connect any other stereo off the market. Or buy a car from some other manufacturer... Err, well, at one point of time you couldn't do either so you were paying a price of a home theater for a cheapo car stereo. Then they…