There is no way to tell these are Dirt Bags from the mobile home page. This has been a problem for a while now (not a specific complaint to Karen). Can Jezebel standardize this somehow? Either have everyone bold the celebrity names even in the big paragraphs, or write Dirt Bag IN the title, or tell the programmers to…

My mother has a lot of mental health issues (bipolar depression and borderline personality disorder) and she doesn't process guilt at all well. So she denies things so aggressively and persistently that you start to wonder if they ever really happened. I am (mostly) estranged from her because she was emotionally…

I initially misread that phrase as "pain capable unicorn babies".

Fuck everyone's easy forgetfulness. There are people still alive who remember what pre-Roe abortion was like. We need to hear from those people and we need to hear from them right now, and loudly.

No, your children should spend all of their time in organized activities, whether those suit their personalities or not, or staring at screens at home. If that means less reading, so be it.

Maybe you would prefer to use 'go' instead.

Honestly, I'm less panicked over this than I am when I read about kids being "home-schooled."

Sometimes I wish we weren't dependant on an old ass document created by people who owned human beings as property for our ethical decisions.

They are and I think they are totally adorable

Wasn't it Agatha Christie who said "Every murderer is someone's old friend?"

There are more important points to be discussed, certainly, but I would like to note that Christie Blatchford is basically Canada's Ann Coulter. Please don't anyone think her narrative is representative of how Canada feels about the multitude of crimes committed against Rehtaeh Parsons.

Can we drop the "good kid/person who made some mistakes" narrative as a defense? The only thing that sentence means is "yes [he/she] is a [rapist/murderer/pedophile/violent bigot], but I [the speaker] still love [him/her]." Honestly, I couldn't care less that you still love your rapist son or violent bigot husband. …

Thank you VERY much for bringing up the GI Bill.

Right? What's he even saying with that? It'd be more relevant to say..the money the Koch Brothers have saved from their government cronies dwarfs this number.

I'm confused. It isn't even a list? They just put numbers next to the sentences? That's not how lists work. That's not how any of this works.

Thank you, I totally will! It's Friday and you're leaving!

We have basically two schools of thought in the comments: people like you (and me tbh) who think this is an absolutely outrageously specific level of demands to place upon another human being's body and personal appearance, and people who think it seems like a reasonable and normal set of requirements. It's really…

human treasure talks to human garbage about non humans, is a treasure, makes garbage mad.

I loved watching this man get progressively more pissed off. She's so delightfully ballsy, even for a Daily Show reporter.