Not to Godwin, but... guns, blue eyes, and blonde hair?

Birth, a.k.a. "taking a number 3"

You have to be anti-sarcasm but pro-negativity and cynicism. I'm guessing because he has trouble getting sarcasm, like if you were like "This is a great list! You seem like a really cool guy!" he'd go, "Thank you for noticing, but you sound a little bit too positive for my tastes. Exclamation points are a total…

And then he nodded, satisfied with his list and convinced that he had hit the basic deal-breakers. Then he put on his fedora, went online, and complained that no women ever want to date such a nice guy like him.

I'm surprised more dating sites don't allow users to create custom word filters to block certain messages.

Serious question, what answer are men looking for when they do this? I NEVER know what to say. I mean are you looking for length/girth compliments? Are you looking for my "want" of it? Because to be quite frank I have no feelings about penis' that don't belong to my partner (meaning if I don't know you, I give NO…

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"

Dealbreaker. Shut it down.

Yep! There are so many things that don't bother or affect me personally but really fucking chap my ass on a large scale that I am moved to be mary mary quite contrary.

I wanted to say something longer or more emphatic. When the in-laws (or, God forbid, my parents) say something about how he won't "let" me do something, I feel the overwhelming need to show everyone that, if I can conceive, carry, and deliver a baby ... allowing him to participate in naming it is a courtesy I'm…

any future offspring may well get my last name to prove I can.

I remember reading a book set in a matriarchal society where one character commented to a foreigner, "We trace lineage through the mother's side. One can never be certain who the father is." It was a throw-away line, but it's stuck with me for decades.

That being said, I kept my name when I got married because I'm…

Actually, I'll be celebrating my 20 year anniversary next month, and I and my partner are twice-a-month folks (on average), and quite satisfied with that. Some people just don't have the sex drive that others do; the problem comes when there's a serious mismatch between sex drives. As long as both partners are GGG…

You keep insisting she's fucking someone else. Because a woman is always fucking someone. And if it isn't the man who is right there offering then it is someone else. It just couldn't be that the lazy sod she's married to has de-evolved into a lump who thinks foreplay consists of "hey, how 'bout it?" A woman/wife is…

I completely agree with this sentiment! I've felt this way for a long time (I remember saying it as a teenager in the early 90's), and with everything that has been happening, it only solidifies.

Of course he didn't back down, he's got a lucrative life ahead of him as news organizations pretend "crazy dumb old white dudes saying hateful things" counts as being unbiased.

The profoundly awkward, inevitably ridiculous, and unintentionally hilarious notifications these companies will be sending to their female employees are the only good things that will come of this shitshow.

It happens the moment you get your first period and are capable of having a child—that poignant transition from special to incubator. UNLESS at any point a man deems you to look or act older than your age/fertility, in which case you transform into this thing called a "temptress."

I wonder at what age little girls stop being special and start being expendable, the way grown women are to people like this. It's like a sad bat mitzvah.

Stop it with your commie logic.