what they can't come out and say outright is that they're still annoyed that we're allowed to vote at all.

My dad got me one for my new apartment and then got all sad like 'I guess you don't need it now because your boyfriend will eat the other half.'

that whole 'minorities are ruining this country' rant will be true! ( actually already is because super wealthy republicans and Tea Partiers are already minorities...)

I hope there's an appropriate Pissing Contest for you to share that whole story.

yeah, I thought the implied nudity was a weird choice too.

I just think sitcom is the wrong venue for romcom. Romantic plots obviously exist all the time in sitcoms, but I don't think a single romance can carry a show. Granted, I haven't seen any of these shows except for half the premier of A to Z, which I found intolerable, but in general, successful sitcoms for me involve…

nothing is a bigger turnoff than a partner pestering you into something you're not comfortable with. I had an ex who did this (When I was a teenager so everything was new and a little uncomfortable) and it made me never want to have sex with him again. For me it's: ask me ONCE, and I will do it, OR, I will think…

One time I left a college party at around midnight to go hook up with my high school crush. Really he was doing a crazier thing because he was driving two hours home from his Army base in the middle of the night during his 12 hours off-duty in which he was presumably expected to sleep. He was supposed to come to my…

Are there only 3 out so far? I foresee this being a problem...

Just reread A Visit from the Goon Squad... Still fabulous. And the first book in a comic series called Saga. My friend gave me the first three for my birthday last week. I've never given the genre a fair shot but I picked up the first book yesterday and read it in about forty five minutes. Would totally recommend if…

Awful and fucked up in every way. If a girl is considered 'unfit' to make a personal decision that should not involve anyone else, how the ever loving fuck is having a fucking baby a more appropriate option? Do they also decide if she's allowed to keep the baby she's forced to carry? Because I honestly see that being…

You can have a SSN without citizenship (everyone who works legally needs to have one) but I still am dubious that he never realized.

I remember a few years ago when I first heard of him, became curious, then ended up confused and vaguely creeped out and wholly unimpressed, within about half an hour.

haha, yes, it does make all photos look pretty suspicious

GRADE: C (sobbing while describing the plot of Hidalgo to a stranger)

Bitches love babies.

brava

I would definitely move anywhere Lorrie Moore asked me to, she is my hero.

I didn't know there where people who DIDN'T do this! What do they do, just throw them out???

Yes.