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I'll see your anniversary trip and raise you Christmas Eve. For me AND my brother.

I am a relative rarity among young American women by being a Huge soccer fan and I managed to find and date a rare Colombian man who doesn't care much about soccer. He is the one who puts up with me, ha. That said, I'm excited for this game, I already miss the regular Liga and EPL seasons.

luckily that will never happen!

obligatory

I would love a thigh gap so my jeans stop getting inner thigh holes!

Facebook was still relatively new when I had my first high school boyfriend, so putting up a relationship status was still an exciting thing. When we broke up in the Most Dramatic Breakup Ever, I remember that at some point between crying, screaming at me, and locking himself in the bathroom with a handle of vodka and

So perfect, if only it weren't Councilman Jamm. I hope next season of Parks and Rec reveals that Jamm is bankrupt and moonlighting at O Nutters!

I read a similar story in the newspaper a few weeks ago (anti-ACA guy who was able to get affordable insurance just in time for life saving surgery). I hope we keep hearing about these situations because these are the stories that might actually change people's minds!

don't you hate it when you can't even tell anymore?

I still expected him to have a non-mainstream following outside of Europe... But I guess that is coming now. I hope I can get to one of his US shows!

right? I've always wondered why the Tous Les memes video doesn't have a cult following on tumblr. I first saw him perform papaouti at a Belgian football game (on TV) and was so mesmerized I had to watch all of his videos. But I realized I had definitely heard Alors on Danse a billion times already, just without

Also the 12 is pronounced like a g

vowels are for the weak

This is embarrassing because I know Nguyen is a very common last name and I've known several people with that last name and learned to say it correctly (or at least how they told me to pronounce it!), but then my brain keeps divorcing pronunciation from spelling and when I meet someone else I don't trust myself to

Good. I don't trust people who can't pronounce my name.

that's going in the gif folder

Last summer I was camping with boyfriend and there were a ton of chipmunks around the campsite. At any given moment there would be at least half a dozen of them. After a few days, we were eating breakfast when suddenly I noticed there were no chipmunks to be seen. I commented on it, and we discussed how strange it

They had me BEFORE the matching Ben Franklin costumes.

The most demeaning and insulting guy I ever went on a date with was an Indian med student. Not that I would ever let that one dude cloud my judgement of other people, but this post just reminded me that, man, he was a douche and made me feel real shitty.

Cats have been suckering humanity for thousands of years, this is not surprising.