I haven't seen the show or the clip, but just reading this thread of comments it sounds bananas! A scepter?

I would rather watch the conversation in which that guy's agent tells him he's been cast as a human penis.

Putting not-candy in easter eggs is probably the fastest way to turn kids against your cause anyway.

to an extent I understand objecting to butts, gay or otherwise, on stamps, but on the other hand, I would totally buy stamps with butts.

I had one of those too, except he didn't get married, he went to Iraq and came back super buff and insanely hot, but alas, still a dickweed :(

Maybe it's because I've lived without a tv or cable for years and thus never watch anything when it actually airs, but I don't care about spoilers. If it's really important to me, I try to watch it the day after, but I almost always see at least a hint about something on tumblr before then. It doesn't diminish my…

Right, but she did it regularly. It just so happened that one day I saw her and said something and apparently she had no idea that extra cleaning/precaution was necessary with raw meats. Just saying it skeezed me out a little bit (and I'm not easily skeezed).

This is the main reason I'm mainly vegetarian. I'm not against eating meat in and of itself, but the meat industry in this country is so harmful in so many ways. :(

I'm really impressed I didn't get salmonella last year because apparently my roommate had no idea she shouldn't put raw meat on our wood cutting board. (As soon as I witnessed it happen once, I made sure to never use the wood one again.)

http://www.kundalini-tantra.com/

If you are already into meditation, maybe you should look into tantric methods. Some of it you can do solo. I don't practice tantra myself, but for my job I'm working on a book about it, so I'm learning some stuff.

Nothing, I learned pretty much everything from the internet.

Does your username mean that you've internalized more Captian Underpants than you realized?

Haha, my brother and I were super into Captain Underpants for a short period of time when we were kids. We could read ourselves, so our parents were never subjected to reading it, but my ever patient grandma was definitely subjected to a corresponding Mad Libs craze, where the only words we found funny were poop, fart…

I would love for the to be the end game of sex ed, but at this rate I'd be happy with just basics and NOT teaching lies/myths. I had, by all accounts, decent sex ed in school, but I remember walking away from it without a clear understanding of why people actually wanted sex (I was a late bloomer). And I had…

I love those! (I lived in Spain for a while so it reminds me of my old building) But my mom does mostly embossed farm scenes or wild flowers. She has some delft-inspired ones as well... I don't remember which kind Adam Sandler bought though!

My mom designed the tiles in Adam Sandler's kitchen. I don't think she ever talked to him directly though.

In early stages of development, all fetuses start out as Republicans. This is why women usually experience nausea and vomiting in early pregnancy.

Most of my favorite fruits are all the acidy ones. So the one time I made a really concerted effort to eat a lot of fruit daily (was still eating other things with it), I went overboard on pineapple, grapefruit, oranges... I ended up with a stomach ulcer eating plain carbs for a few weeks.