Next on Jezebel: Bachelor Juan Pablo weighs in on the violent strife in Venezuela

Me too!

Dammit PA, you're not yet Florida or Texas but there's a lot of batshit news comin from the ol' Keystone state lately.

*sad highfive* because I also have that problem

Eh, I think when you're naked it's just a belly roll.

Mid-rise! They come up to just below the navel, for me it's perfect to actually be secure over my hips, contain the belly roll and not crush my ribs like some denim hell corset.

All you mom jean lovers can pry my mid-rise skinny jeans off of my cold dead calves. (seriously, good luck, those suckers are hard to get off). I have found jeans that flatter my body time, they were finally, so briefly, easy to find and I never want to let them go. The super low rise did not work for me (but I was in…

Zero returns seems like an absurd policy for any retailer.

Real quote, but I'm pretty sure it's on regular network Fox, no cable required.

like this?

Well congratulations, you're the first brony I've ever read posting something reasonable on the internet.

Is it weird that, to me, the speaker tags are the uncanniest part of this?

You have to admit the Twihard hysteria is beyond what's normal for famous actors. You can argue that he should have known better getting into those movies but it seems like he pretty immediately regretted it, which to me indicates he didn't really know. Especially if he does want to be an actor taken seriously for his…

I find the no-eyebrows trend way more visually offensive.

Wooo, I went to college with the hilarious lady who wrote this. She's been promoting it on facebook all week, so exciting to see her get this much recognition. :) Anassa kata!

Sort of agree with you. I saw these on tumblr a few days ago and kind of assumed they were designed by a woman. Also, is there no cap on kickstarters? This dude made 160 grand on donations to produce novelty underwear of untested quality? I mean, I see the appeal and why some women would be interested in buying them,…

Thanks, I'm always interested in other people's stories about international relationships.

I suppose that sort of punishment was more par for course among parents at that time as well? Still hella fucked up, the whole sexy baby parody concept.

Would you mind sharing more details about that experience? Asking as someone who's discussed the possibility of marrying boyfriend for legal reasons even though we would not be interesting in getting married yet if legal reasons were not part of the equation.

I'll admit, I clicked this headline thinking I could come up with a lengthy ridiculous analysis for this poem. In college I prided myself in my magna cum laude ability to make up bullshit about literature (which I may or may not have actually read). But I guess I'm losing my touch in old age, because I got nothing.