Oh man, guys. I worked a summer camp where the main demographic was very wealthy teenagers. This girl had taken an apple from the dining hall but then dropped it, still whole, on the floor in the dorm. She complained that she had to throw it out. My eyes probably bugged out of my face like a looney tune and I told her…

Oh, that would drive me nuts! Fortunately milk doesn't usually last long enough in my fridge to even question.

Eh. The whole season was a big apology wank for the johnlock fans. Entertaining, but not exactly revolutionary.

somehow the first time I've noticed she looks a lot like johnathan Rhys Meyers.

I've been watching Masters of Sex and finding it really interesting.... I'm simultaneously surprised by how much bad sex is happening and also how much good sex is happening. Kind of surprised it hasn't been discussed more on jez, I'm interested in what others think of the show.

Ok, good to know this is normal, I had never heard of such a long interview.

Thanks for the advice! I'm expecting there may be a test involved, not sure what I could do to prepare. My language ability is what it is...they know I havenoindustry specific experience but I am trying to learn the basics in target language to impress.

I don't think my assassin bosses will let me keep my kinja handle or any traces of my old identity. But if my account, this thread or all of Jezebel are mysteriously purged from the internet, well, you will know the real truth.

thanks, good luck to you too!

Thanks a lot, now I'm going to think about poop the whole time, lol

I have a big job interview this week! I'm pretty nervous, they have me scheduled for three hours worth of ??? I have no idea. I've never had a serious interview before. It's translating/copy writing for a big insurance agency, which I know nothing about. frantically wikipedias insurance tips?

I thought it was great for two days but it quickly became a lot of overly-specific things and way less relatable. Most cards seem like they wouldn't make sense with a variety of other cards, and not in the funny nonsensical way. I love the concept but it needs to be more relatable and timeless, because a year from now…

So what you're saying is....

I just can't bring myself to be fussed about Miley's lack of clothing. If I looked like her, I'd never wear clothes either.

All my aerie stuff has held up really well.

They are generally marketed toward teens but I really like most of their stuff. I'm an A cup technically but have never found good bras in women's departments that fit properly. The only bras I've ever liked were from aerie, although I liked the Ella and when I went on the website recently it seems like they don't…

Dr. Muffley...that mustache... total slimeball. It all fits.

Have you by any chance watched Masters of Sex. Its about the first sexologists in the 50s, very interesting and funny/sad to see some of the views about sex that people had, but one thing that stuck out to me was a woman saying she'd never want a woman gynecologist. (I guess there weren't many lady doctors period).…

Ah yes, tell me again how rape is about sex.
(Addressed to invisible straw men, just so we're completely clear)

Ugh, I know. I basically only watch it because I figure I've made it this far and it's almost over. (Also I'm unemployed and have nothing else to do.) But this episode was particularly terrible.