I grew up the son of a battered woman.. I was thrown through a wall at 14, my step dad tried to break my arms.

Grabthar’s Hammer for avenging.

Ah, yes, I’m a clown because another company also did something shitty. The one you linked about the mud is nowhere near as shitty as this going through a car wash, resulting in water ingress.

Seriously, what the hell happens if you wash it in the sun?!

“Meritocracy is a myth”

“Cosplaying as poor" 😂 That was good... and true. 

“Meritocracy is a myth”

If anybody wants to get into a really decent fountain pen for cheap, allow me to suggest the Pilot Metropolitan. I also have a Lamy Safari, and it’s given me nothing but grief. I liked my Metro so much I bought a second one.

Or replace everyone with Roberts?

Wait, there’s another flushing besides the one in Queens, NY? Who’d have thought 2 separate areas have such unfortunate names

This needs it’s own Jalopnik article.

I think this is a pretty Jalop story. Mr. Urambo was having trouble getting the car from Ron’s place, so I offered my trailer. We only know each other through the comment section, so I fully expected Urambo to decline my offer to help (being a weirdo from Jalopnik and all.) But, he accepted, so we met at Ron’s and got…

There have been some... setbacks. But the engine’s running now, so on to the brakes!

Ron has also been scrapping lots of Saabs

Great article. There are modern extrathoracic negative pressure ventilators that are comparatively small and unobtrusive. They’re phenomenally expensive to use and service, but luckily we don’t live in some kind of crazy dystopia in which only the fortunate and wealthy have access to modern medical technology and…

Wait...this isn’t gay porn?

At this point in our Global history, I find this to be a very bad omen.

Basically “The only way is Essex” mashed up with “Carry on Cleo”