The episode of Louie where Doug Stanhope plays his suicidal old friend is the only one I can think of.

From what I understand, the book actually has a happy ending. The filmmakers decided to cut that out because LIFE IS FUCKING MEANINGLESS HERE WATCH THESE DOGS DIE.

You bastard.

You guys would do well to stay away from Plague Dogs. Watership Down might as well be The Land Before Time compared to fucking Plague Dogs.

What about any of the numerous homicidal rages that characters from Disney's Alice In Wonderland fly into? Those seem like they should top the list.

God, if people judged Greek mythology like they do television:

No Django Unchained? That's by far the biggest miss on here, otherwise I really dug this list

That's not what the book is about, not that it matters. By all means, stick to Stephen King, who has never written a tedious book in his life.

You definitely should. Philip Roth books are for adults.

Maybe the never before seen mayor of Pawnee, who I shall accept as being played by no one other than Tina Fey.

I'm of the opinion that The Duke is actually the outright hero of the first film. Everything he does is completely justified, and his whole goal is to set his oppressed people free.

There really is no equivalent, since the point of the original has the character returning from actual exile. I just can't see how you would translate this film to an American setting, when it's setting and history in Argentina are SO specific to the story.

Seriously, how the hell do they plan to remake this without losing the entire point of the first film? Oh, wait, I forgot, Hollywood doesn't care about silly stuff like that. This movie has a killer twist, and that's all that will matter.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It hasn't hurt anyone yet. But I can't be held responsible for my actions if and when he finally gets an adaptation of Blood Meridian or American Tabloid off the ground.

If not Jackman, then Daniel Day Lewis or Chewitel Ejiofor.

In the version of the film I saw, he punches the girl in the stomach. I haven't watched this on Netflix yet, is that scene not included?

I'm stealing this line for real life conversations.

The previews for this show drive me nuts. It looks so…shrill. I certainly don't mind dark and grim, but I have a hard time with the type of super heavy-handed drama where everyone is screaming all the time, which is what the adverts for this show make it look like. Also, yeah, Lindeloff does not inspire confidence,…

Love The Grey, and I think, without trying to turn it into a politically minded film (it's not), it works as one of the great atheistic films of all time. When Liam Neeson is yelling at the sky, asking God to give him I sign, I was groaning in anticipation of something really lame and hackneyed, like a bird landing…