If they must bring their screaming shit machine on the plane then they should have to buy it a ticket (no lap babies) and then be required to sit in the back by the galley/lavatory so as to disturb the least amount of passengers when the inevitable screaming starts. And ban children under 6 from First Class entirely.

Seriously though, after you get maybe a week of laughs around town what the fuck are you going to do with this thing? Back on Craigslist...

This is best read in Morgan Freeman's voice.

Amazing performance, especially for the price. Still looks like a fat guy in spandex.

Máté must be the stinky food guy...

I agree with the prediction that we will see a lot of "*Not available for the U.S. Market" -type footnotes on such hot engine announcements.

Seems like someone's learner project. 20 PSI on a homemade junkyard parts rig? I foresee no problems there... Does it come with an extra block?

Don't be the stinky food guy. Eat at the terminal so your food stench doesn't linger over the whole flight, making the cabin smell like a cabdriver's armpit.

I hope this story has a happy ending.

I would probably love this car if it were beautiful, or if it were even moderately pretty. Or had some sort of hint of exotic flavor. Instead it looks like a scaled up rental econo-coupe with a body kit.

So you get one car that requires you to be familiar with repairing parts from practically the whole VW line-up of the time?

Good luck finding a first-gen Diamond Star coupe that hasn't been irreversibly "personalized" by someone like these guys:

No no no, it's spelled, "Subaru," but it's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove".

Note to VW: Keep an eye on those pension fund loans.

This is pretty funny to watch with no sound to see just how nonsensical the video itself is, which was typical for the times. It's like they drew from a hat filled with '80s video tropes.

Seems that practically every old Civic in the U.S. is now a "Final Edition."

If you're going to mod up a Ghia with Porsche bits, do it like Jochen Bader did - squeeze a 993 under its skin.

You should have passed this on to Graverobber because this would undoubtedly have set the all time high Crack Pipe score for NPOCP.

I wanted to really push the boundaries of what people think of when they read/hear "blue", but I guess SRT just wasn't visionary enough to accept my bold submission of "Red."