Roseanne Conner named her youngest chd after Jerry Garcia. She was definitely a “libtard.”

And one who managed to be liberal while definitely understanding economic anxiety.

And the first season had a plot about unionization! Like, does she hate her own character?

Roseanne Barr can fuck off.

To be honest, I never expected a conviction. The fact the jury is deadlocked is sort of like, good news? I mean, I know the only thing that matters is the verdict, but I’m heartened to see there are so many people willing to believe the women.

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

It’s unsettling to see an eleven-year-old with a thousand-yard stare. I actually feel a little bad for the kid.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

The container stores laquer boxes make the perfect makeup storage. I’d be wary of any container with holes if you are using powder makeup. If there is an unexpected mess it will not be confined to the box......

The container stores laquer boxes make the perfect makeup storage. I’d be wary of any container with holes if you…

What a fucknut. No David, it’s not out of bounds to discuss the attractiveness of an actor in a review (unless the actor in question is 11 years old like Watson was, you sick fuck). But it is out of line to carry on about it for the entire fucking review, all the while making extra creepy statements like how Israeli…

“The problem is that nobody cares about my boner!” he whined.

I so needed to read this today. I’m that person. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve told a joke in the middle of a conversation that was not well received and I worried all day if those people were offended, or they didn’t like me anymore, etc. It’s exhausting picking at every little thing. I’ll try this.

How are there so many members of government who don’t know what freedom of speech means? It protects you from the government. No one else.

I’m glad the rest of the world is finally figuring out he’s a 61 year old edge lord with nothing meaningful to say.

If you’re a white person, and you’re not a professor of linguistics giving a seminar on the history of racial epithets to postgrads, stop it. Stop it now. Whatever the situation, even in “irony” [and from your perspective without malice], you’ve radically misjudged the mood. Stop it.

I was really counting on the flying cars to make the dystopian future worth it. But here we are, dystoping our peasant asses off with not a flying car to be seen. What a ripoff.

Hi Melissa, I browse the Gizmodo Group of pages quite often but almost never comment - Seeing this however, I have to comment. I’ll be a first time father in October. I can’t tell you have frustrating it is anytime my wife wants me to google a feeling she has, something she’s nervous about, or if I have questions…

I get the impression that “funniest Republican in the Senate” is not a high bar to hurdle...

In his recent “Fresh Air” interview Franken described Cruz as “the Dwight Schrute of the Senate”.