You and me both, kid. If we ever run into each other, I’ll buy you a juice box.

How to tell when someone has never seen Vacation? Misquoting Cousin Eddie. The linquest that Eddie is, would still not include a verb in a sentence from time to time. I’m sure y’all don’t even know which Vacation that came from. New Yorkers...

How to tell when someone has never seen Vacation? Misquoting Cousin Eddie. The linquest that Eddie is, would still…

Oops, he read that memo wrong. He’s supposed to grab a woman by her pussy, not body slam a man. Totally messed up. He might lose now!

Maybe I’m real dumb, but in an industry where people are known for changing their names and age is an issue....why would a rumor of someone changing their name and fudging their age BE cause for not hiring them? I don’t understand Hollywood.

Why did Melania and Ivanka dress all in black? That’s not necessary. Did they think they were going to a funeral? Ivanka looks like she’s trying to pose as the Madonna, while Melania looks like she’s about to be walked to her own execution.

*She. :) Don’t fuck around with mothers of any species.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

Do you buy anything, ever?

Not being very good and being the best choice are not mutually exclusive. I still had/have zero issues voting for her. A more or less continuation of Obama’s administration would have been greatly satisfying.

Color me shocked. With everything coming out now do we really need to keep debating why Clinton lost? This bullshit about her not being good enough is... just bullshit.

I woke up to about 9 text messages about Chris Cornell. Not the news I was expecting to kick off my day...I never got the chance to see Soundgarden, but I did see Audioslave in ‘06 with my cousins, and it remains one of my fav concert experiences. We were soooo close the stage, and Chris was such a great frontman and…

It’s about managing the tone the receiver perceives on their end. Ending messages with periods, while grammatically correct, makes things seem so final and closed off. If you ask someone out to dinner, which would you rather see sent back to you? “Yeah.” or “Yeah...” or “Yeah?” or “Yeah” or “Yeah!” They all can be…

I remember reading a book set in a matriarchal society where one character commented to a foreigner, "We trace lineage through the mother's side. One can never be certain who the father is." It was a throw-away line, but it's stuck with me for decades.

That being said, I kept my name when I got married because I'm…

Ultimately, the act of naming a child after yourself as a woman is an act of preserving your own name. But that name is probably your father's name.

For me as well. Both my kids just blow me away with how smart and talented they are, but they still lack a lot of maturity.