Musk is so painfully unfunny. He reminds me of friend of a guy I dated in college who wasn’t handsome, wasn’t kind, wasn’t charming, wasn’t funny, etc. and because he was aware of his complete mediocrity on all fronts he just went around making bad jokes and then calling everyone “too PC” (it was 2004 so no ones said…

The “poor people” Chappelle was insulting sitting in the back of the stadium paid ~$200 a ticket. What levels will the woke left sink to?

As someone who works in SF, it’s still bewildering Dave thought Elon would get a hero’s welcome here even with a crowd willing to hear Dave these days. 

Who knows, Musk’s had so many abandoned kids now maybe some of them were there too?

No no no no no. Have you ever watched Daniel Tiger? He’s the worst.

This! “Two of our last three mayors have had to resign. We should look at how we vet and evaluate and cover potential candidates. What did we miss?” is a perfectly reasonable take. The fact that the mayors who resigned were black woman has nothing to do with anything, unless you inherently have a problem with black…

Sadly not everyone had/has a great mother and this is more for them than someone like you who already had this kind of relationship. 

All of the presented examples are children...do you think children deserve the Darwin Award or that their parents deserve to lose their child to drowning? Be better.

I spent high school and college working as a lifeguard and had to go in after multiple people — including adults — but most were children who had drifted…

But it’s still a weapon Russia used to keep black people from voting for her. That’s what propaganda is. It’s information weaponized to manipulate people into a desired outcome and anybody still talking about “super predator” now are only proving that it worked. I mean here we are almost three years into America’s…

Yet another way to make moms feel inadequate if they don’t keep up. Awesome.

After 40 weeks of torture you’ve just gone through the most physically and emotionally difficult ~24hours of your life only to be handed a screaming pile of human it’s your job to keep alive, and BTW the pediatrician expects you to have its medical information memorized despite having not slept in three days (and not…

It depends on a lot on the kids. You probably just got lucky or just don’t remember.

“Jagged Little Pill was “Baby Shark” for mid-’90s angsty tween girls.”

I second the other person who commented, this is an awful suggestion. Putting an infant to sleep on their back has been proven beyond any shadow of a doubt to be dangerous. If the kid is old enough to roll over and decides to sleep on their stomach on their own it is fair game. 

This is terrible advice. Research shows that stomach sleeping increases the risk of SIDS. 

In the olden days, the phone company put this info in the back of the phone books. There was a table where you could look up which of the 14 calendars to consult for the last hundred and next 25 years or so

So Meghan should rephrase the article because you’re a humorless automaton that takes everything literally? Maybe the burden should be on you to not be so damn pedantic.

This is my life.

You made me cry. Only because it hit home. 

“I didn’t have much experience of how to organize domesticity.”