I got a Peter Pan notification for this?

Its Trump voters as they’d like to imagine themselves: no pre-diabetic abdominal fat... no mobility scooters... no sad existence spent inside on the couch watching other people enjoy life on TV... no educated, stylish, professional white women vomiting when they view the sad smoking diesel pick-up / penis extender…

Sometimes a commercial is so irritating it makes you hate the song as a consequence. Case in point: the Apple iPad Pro commercial with the middle school-aged girl in glasses. The song playing in the background might be a decent song, but I despise that bullshit commercial so much that it is forever ruined. Why do I…

I’d settle for The Bronze from Buffy.

That’s just an adorable British expression.

Finally Syfy can make Fucknado vs. Pterafucker vs. Fucktopus.

Millennials subsist entirely on a diet of gluten-free Lara Bars and irony, only leaving their cars when they stop being Uber drivers and start being Task Rabbits.

Millenials are killing easy to define age categories

I have seen other articles that claim Millennials are eating out less or KILLING the restaurant industry in the hyperbolic parlance of our time. So we’re not cooking, we’re not eating out, we are seemingly killing any number of industries with our disinterest, so...what exactly are we doing? Are we just sitting in…

No, I said I wrote a new ditty. It goes like this...

Just how dumb did you used to be?

optimal setup coming through

That’s stupid.

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

Maybe Rae Bees isn’t the best assumed name for someone who wants to own animals.

Our cat will run lightning fast out any door opened for more than a second and I have to chase him all over the neighborhood to get him back. Just because her cat got outside doesn’t make her a bad cat owner. Some cats are just like that.

Don’t worry once everyone gets that massive tax refund/pay raise $1000 will be like pocket change.

Lucky for me, my job at the Apple factory in San Jose that makes the iPhones just renegotiated our union contract, and got a raise to $25 per hour as well as all new hires getting full medical and dental. I also get stock options after 2 years and profit-sharing after 4!

An idea so bad... it’s goodminton.

What about a real life version of the video game with two human beings on a rectangular playfield, using two flat-surfaced instruments with handles to send and return some sort of cube or disc or ball?