Alexa...i’m habbing...nubness...down...lefff siddde of boddddddeeeee!

Honestly I trust Amazon to run a better health insurance company then fucking Anthem.

“Alexa, I have yellow discharge coming from my penis”

thats so samantha!

I’m sure it’s all one big misunderstanding that Jack and Janet and Chrissy will fix by the end of the episode.

So Sam can bleed—that makes me wonder if we’re headed for a “Ben is Glory” situation where the team realizes that the only time Reign is vulnerable is when she’s Sam. Which could of course lead to someone pulling a Giles so Kara doesn’t have to kill her friend.

You are being far too disrespectful to compost heaps. They’re actually helping the environment, after all.

Love the “Uniom” thing. It’s like watching the Sideshow Bob rake bit, only it never gets funny.

>I have it on in the background 

I quit microwaves when I moved to Austin a decade ago, and to this day I STILL have the occasional family member offer to buy me one. Popcorn was the only thing holding me back, previously, so I got an air popper (sorry, but the three kernel thing sounds a tad more complicated than dumping kernels up to the fill…

I am ashamed to admit that I am like this: “My other grandma used to half-believe the myth that microwaves were harmful. She’d heat up leftovers for my brother and me, but would warn us to stand a few feet back from the counter lest the rays nuke our brains or cause eyeball cancer.”

While this is only tangentially related, it’s still my favorite Not-Having-A-Microwave story:

I was looking for a place to live closer to my job, and wound up interviewing with three women who shared a house and had an open 4th bedroom (their previous roommate had apparently been “a drama queen” who messed with…

Small humans will conveniently fit in your conventional oven. —

The Man of Steel one was a bit unsettling. I kept waiting for Cavill’s face to change and all of a sudden BAM an uncannily seamless integration of Cage’s face into Adams’ head.

I am so old as to have lived a number of years before microwaves existed, so I can understand how one can survive without one, it isn’t hard, just means you have to use your stove more often. My husband would have a hard time without one though. I normally heat up some leftovers on the stove or in the oven because I…

I’m right there with the rest of us non-microwave folks. Yes, it may take longer to heat, or cook, but preparing food on a stove top, or in the oven, doesn’t ruin food like a microwave can. Although it’s only one example, reheating pizza in a microwave should be a punishable offense.

Great, now I can’t watch Zapped! ever again.

I had a roomate once, who in the interest of saving a dish, cut upen a can of chili to heat it up, in the can, on the stove. It spurted all over his bare chest, leaving some wicked burns all over. Moral of the story being, there are worse things than another dish to wash.

“Verdict: It is nice. It eliminates the cold spots that come from a lack of proper stirring”

I’ll see you that and raise you this.