This review astonishingly neglects the perhaps most significant moment in the Harding story: the time she bought coffee from the coffee stand where I was working in NW Portland in the mid-90s, and after she left I turned to the other people there and said, and I quote, “Hey, I think that was Tonya Harding.”

A Landspeeder...Good for ages: 4 and up,

To be fair, it’s not really that hard to not enjoy Travolta’s work.

In the last few weeks I’ve been conditioned to expect that weird cancellations in media stuff is usually preceded or followed by revelations that make it impossible to enjoy the work of the people involved ever again.

The rapid advance of technology made this generational label absurd. A good amount of my life came before the internet was widespread, and the ubiquity of cell phones, let alone smart phones, did not occur until I was out of my parents’ house already, yet I’m grouped with people who have always known these things to…

Band name!

What’s the point? I fuckin’ hate that question. But here, it’s pretty damn clear. The point is “The Year in Band Names”. Sounds dumb to you? Go to a different article.

Target the youths and call it “2 Meta 4 This”. Then they can shorten it to 2M4T, so nice handle. Or, go extra meta...”2 Meta 5 This”.

One of the many, many problems with SM3 is that Topher and Tobey look too much alike. I still have trouble distinguishing them in my head.

How do I submit my band for this? We’re called Bathroom of the Future and I frequently rely on this list to make me feel a little less bad about what we chose to call ourselves.

[BEGIN TITLE CARD]

Don’t worry Danny, it’s all part of Xenu’s plan.

BRB, going to start a nihilistic blackened post phalo-punk band called Someone and the Such and Suches.

Is that...a pear with a dick?

Yeah, at least this survived the switchover.

This is probably my favorite AV Club thingie.

Ugh, Millennials!

I gotta say Reign looks a lot better on screen and in the dark then she did in those promotional stills they realized of her costume a while back. Also I like that they made her look different enough that you can’t immediately tell that it’s Sam under the mask.

Correct me if I’m wrong but...isn’t it already not legal for them to be renting out retail copies of DVDs/Blu-rays? I thought that’s why video stores had to buy from a distributor and pay a ridiculous markup; for the licensing rights to rent the videos.

Oh, thank god. I’m sorry. In my ignorance I thought this was going to be like those paintings that they make with menstrual blood, but with baking instead. I know, right? Like, how would that even that work? RE-WORD THE TOPIC TITLE!