I'm going to need...several minutes.

Brent Norwalk is a herb.

Me wonder if in end, humanity’s fate will hinge on fact that new foursome not get significantly better, but original humans did in making sincere effort to help them.

Esther, it feels like everything is on borrowed time at this point, so I just wanted to say thanks for all your work here. Jezebel has been “my” corner of the internet for 8 years, and I’m not exaggerating when I say that there were some days when looking forward to reading Jez was the one thing I could bring myself…

Also try herb@spanfellergroup.com, that might work, too.

Didn’t take long for cringey election campaign photos (or booing of journalists for that matter) at Labour’s campaign launch that looks set to walk the same “man of the people” tone of 2017's campaign, although party shadcab members this morning couldn’t list any policies at that time.

Ok, totes jelly, here... seriously, that’s incredible.

Yes! You need serious abs to hike out on a Laser like that. 

“Stick to Feminism!”

Same :( I have no interest in cars or American sports but I did read Deadspin and Jalopnik - I read Splinter even when I could no longer comment, and I read the Root (hell, I love the Takeout too!).

I haven’t seen anything, but if someone does put something like that together it’ll likely end up posted here-> https://splinterrip.kinja.com/

Three things:

Or that an organization that is fine with excusing their brethren playing jury, judge and executioner in murdering unarmed black men is suddenly concerned about “due process”. Lol.

That’s exactly what happened, and it was reported on. The people in charge were afraid to tell Trump because they know he’s a fucking moron and would blab too much classified info. And he did just that after the raid was done.

I swear to fucking God can we bring out the guillotines yet??????

It’s also possible that the White House was not informed about the raid until after it happened or was underway, which would explain the time stamp discrepancy. If that’s the case, the idea that the military would not be informing the President about their activities, if just out of the fear of security leaks, is…

I just want to take this opportunity to say to any current or former GMG writers who might read comments while they still exist...

I should be more upset that the Fraternal Order of Police just demonstrated they don’t know how investigations work but at this point it’s just status quo 

Look at the timestamps. I don’t follow this a-hole, but that’s basically a full day of just tweeting.  Talk about do nothing.

1.) Good, barfy Barf Bag.