HAhahahahah.

Barron not being there does little to quash the rumors that he’s well along the spectrum.

But for Barron. You know, the child of his current wife? 

Remember when she told us she would not play any political role in her father’s administration? 

Perhaps in his mind, mortality is for mere mortals.

He really doesn’t, does he? 

Jaw = dropped. Jesus god...

(Thank you very much David Boddiger/Splinter. I am grateful.)

Yes, but is there anything that doesn’t?

So now the Executive Branch feels as free to ignore the Judicial Branch as it does the Legislative Branch [as indicated by last week’s public announcement that it will not comply with congressional oversight or subpoenas].

Yes, I eat that one. All on me. 

(Be sure to thank Mimi Graney, who brought this festival into the world.)

...and I end up looking like a boastful fuckwit. But I will stand by my sandwich.

Ooooh - will try!

(Nah, almost no red meat, lots of veggies, bmi 24.8. I’m good, bronto.)

(Somerville, to be precise.)

Peanut butter, honey, and banana on grainy, crusty, toasted whole wheat. I rest my case.

This debasement of language is a hallmark of the Republican Party, and I hold Frank Luntz personally responsible for much of the dissolution of the American ideal. He’s the guy that comes up with the wording that Fox and every Republican hack repeats ad nauseam, until the fabric of reality distorts to an…

Waiting for the fuckhead crew to show up here with the “TOTALLYEXONIRATID!!1ONE!!!!!”

And once again I roll out “ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Republican Party: the party of personal responsibility, and the party of law and order.”