(How are you not emblacked, Muck, old bean? Has there been yet more fuckery?)

This is good kinja.

[The point: you’ve missed it, but you’re really close, mate.]

The Republican Party: the party of fucking shit up.

Kakistocracy.

Oh my fuck.

Every. Fucking. Day. This ceaseless torrent of shit and fuckery is exhausting.

The Republican Party: the party of personal responsibility.

If I said “you heff no ideeeea,” would you get the reference? I’m an old...

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I’m not a lawyer, but I feel perfectly comfortable saying Dershowitz, an emeritus professor at Harvard Law, is flat fucking wrong. Leaving aside any ethical considerations [bc Fox News], The Hon. Kimba Wood compelled the release of his name in open court. It would be going against the law to not reveal his name,…

Ladies and gentlemen, the Republican Party: the “pro-life” party.

You don’t have that much experience with actual women [or actual education], do you? Fuckety bye, now.

$10 says I’m quite a bit older than you, with more worldly experience. Do svidanya, tavarish.

So, she should not be talked about because she gives you a chubby? GTFO, creep.

That’s gaslighting, sure as fuck.

Right, because no one ever said or did anything disparaging regarding the last First Lady. Buy better crack, bucko.

(According to legend, this came into style when George, the Prince Regent, got too fat to button the bottom button of his waistcoat. The court [and courtiers] took up the style to emulate His Highness, and it trickled down from there...)

NY Times, ABC News, others now confirming the Feds seized recorded materials from the Cohen raids. “Lordy, I hope there are tapes” indeed.

Daily Beast is now saying Cohen wants the Stormy Daniels thing tossed out because something something Fifth Amendment.