Poor fucker probably missed a 43-yard field goal in practice.

Word on the street is his spleen killed a man in Reno, just to see him die.

Granted, that is clearly not a problem with a team like the Red Sox (who have a $300 million dollar surplus between team payroll and revenue),

I once knew a guy who, in his teenage years, pet sit for Andie MacDowell. He said she was super nice, but really flighty. Like she would leave and there would be no cat food, so he would have to go out and buy it. Then when he told her he had to buy cat food she would pay him for the food and apologize profusely. Or…

Yes, an owner does profit when his teams profit! Also, he does not make money when the business spends more than it makes, and potentially loses money if he chooses to inject funds to save it. That is why it is more meaningful to evaluate whether a team is profitable than whether an owner is rich.

The Mets acquiring Mookie Betts only for him to turn into Mookie Wilson would be pretty on-brand for a Mets acquisition.

I’m just imagining how nervous and embarrassed I would have been if I had a famous mother that was asked about my boyfriend in interviews.

This person seems to assume that the Red Sox are a public company or something.

... and then you’ll wake up, hungover as all hell but thankful for the vivid dream.

That suggests the finances of the team are commingled with the personal funds of the owner.

Well yeah. You definitely don’t want to give up the coveted 33rd pick in the Rule 4 Draft.

Nice is ultrabland as far as descriptors go, but god bless a celebrity mother for refraining from further comment on her daughter’s dating life.

Minshew is an anagram for "Wins? Meh."

White people in Philly immediately became terrified upon learning a large black man owned a Gunn.

Bingo, even in Season 1 when he was way more of an awkward tool, and lacked the pathos that he has been given this season, I was surprised by how much less I hated him than I expected to. He is all cringe in the premier, and I expected to hate him the most. But subsequent episodes revealed that in comparison to the…

I know this is all subjective, but I don’t know how you can watch this season and come away with some of these conclusions. Kendall has never seemed like he felt bad for the bear hug — his obedience to his father this season is genuine, but not out of shame for going against him. Kendall has always had low self-esteem…

Having seen the film; I think you’ll be pleased (if you haven’t seen it yet).

While I appreciate this review not giving away any of the spoilers/twists, all I can think about now is whether Fury is actually Mysterio’s buddy the Chameleon throughout the film, or whether he’s only an impostor in SOME of Peter’s interactions with him.

Outside of building Stark’s relationship with Peter so it could pay off in Infinity War and Endgame and establishing that Pepper was back, everything in Homecoming seemed influenced by the wider MCU but not vice versa. It wasn’t like Damage Control, the proliferation of Chitauri or Avengers Tower being decommissioned…